Epstein's Caption Contest

[Askme42]

Sparkles I love sparkles.

 

[Askme42]

Not sure we can match "SuperKrome" but Ill give it a shot!

That's a good one.

 

[bobcatdan]

With the right color, you should be able to pass this off as an anniversary gift.

 

[Garage Junky]

Just the tip.

 

[PT Doc]

I know it's big and rough around the edges, but she deserves to be pretty.

 

[Bruce57]

When I said I needed to check your tool, that's not the one I meant.

 

[Chadwilliam1]

"Yeah, we can make it fit"

 

[Bighead38]

Did I say 2"? Better make it 3".

Reference to the movie when the guy is a sperm bank and the hot nurse comes in. Asks how many fingers he wants for his assistance in donating. "Did I say 2? Better make it 3." At least that's how it went iirc.

 

[Bighead38]

The wrench wants to know how much for a happy ending after the massage?

 

[Hafen_Kafer]

"The Garaje Journal Special please. You know, make it look like I got it in a garage sale"

 

[MN4x4]

OK, just drop your ... tool ... and we'll get started.

 

[rancherbill]

Honey, this is the wrench Dad used to fix my Mom's car the day he met her. Will you marry me!

 

[safetyman665]

"Ma'am, I don't want my wife to know I just bought this at the store next door. Is there any way you can make it look dirty, rusty, and just plain old? I like that brown color on the middle rack."

 

[jd_1138]

"Sir, this is a NAIL salon, so you should have brought a hammer!"

 

[Jweebothee]

I'm sorry sir, our Halloween flyer was supposed to say "bring your favorite wench"

 

[jsackin]

I should've said this at the beginning, but you can make as many entries as you want. Deadline for submissions will be Friday at 5:00.


Jori
HJE

 

[91bronc300]

I should've said this at the beginning, but you can make as many entries as you want.

That's what she said.


How about "I'm kind of nervous, I've never had a perm before. You mind if I hold this wrench for comfort?"

 

[Richard Cranium]

So you are one of those wrench polishers!

 

[Outlawmws]

It's an 6 month anniversary gift for my 3rd wife... I'd like it to color co-ordinate with her pink lace nitie please!

 

[jd_1138]

"My ex-wife used to spend a lot of my money in here. Thought I'd bring in my new love!"

 

[-Brent-]

"Sir, this is a NAIL salon, so you should have brought a hammer!"

 

[jd_1138]

"If you would've bought your tools at Epstein's, Mr. HVAC guy, you wouldn't have to gouge us all this money to fix our air conditioner. How about a manicure and pedicure in lieu of payment? Pick your color!"

 

[chipper]

My state just expanded its marriage laws...make her look nice!

 

[3baygarage]

"I'll let you borrow my favorite wrench if I can have a bite of that there hamburger on the top shelf."

 

[jd_1138]

Not sure we can match "SuperKrome" but Ill give it a shot!

Good one!

 

[stovebolt6]

"Thanks, I'm preparing to post photos of my tools on garagejournal.com."

 

[bcradio]

So if I fix your leaky pipe you'll give me a mani AND a pedi?

 

[panknuckshovel]

" Bend over, I'm driving "

 

[-Brent-]

Wilma Fingerdoo has seen her share of odd clients.

 

[Bighead38]

I'll trade my big wrench for a good screw.

 

[ATC]

Ma'am, you said you had a bottle you needed help opening?

 

[Farmall450]

Prepare yourself!!

 

[lwlobo]

Hi, I accidently won a gift certificate for here at a charity raffle, could I use it to get the size marks on my wrench painted in and top coated with a UV cured lacquer?

 

[NathanB]

Out done by his neighbor, Joe turned to a true professional.

 

[woody 73]

Give it the works that will teach my co-workers not to mess with me!

 

[EricBigNally]

If you can't save it I'll be stuck with a lobster claw...

 

[-Brent-]

Give it the works that will teach my co-workers not to mess with me!

A+

This could realistically happen!

 

[MN4x4]

Could you bring out the highlights? Ryan is going to feature it on Garage Journal.

 

[MN4x4]

Give 'er the works - I want to make Harry Epstein proud!

 

[MN4x4]

The guys at Harry Epstein said you could make her look beautiful?!