While I'm pretty **** about taking care of my cars and motorcycles, I'm pretty much an abuser when it comes to lawn care and snow removal equipment. . So fess up folks, what do you mechanically abuse?
I beat the **** out of everything i touch. My definition of beatings is not the same as most though.
I can honestly say in more than fifty years of working tools and machinery, I've never intentionally abused anything by using it in a manner I knew would damage it. Take it to the redline, yes. Corner hard enough to scrape the chrome off the door handles, yes. Run it on the governor all day long, yes. Choose the right tool for the chore and pull until the job is done. There have been very few times the right tool didn't git 'er done without damage to the tool.
Abuse most often occurs when the person doing the abusing hasn't grown up, isn't paying the bill, hasn't had to walk a long way on a dark, cold night; as the old folks would say, "His momma and daddy tried, but that boy was born with a streak of mean and stupid a mile wide." Some I've seen or heard about lately:
Abuse is using the wrong tool, too big a hurry, breaking off a bolt in an Audi which required dropping the subframe, a $1500 labor loss.
Abuse is never checking or changing the oil, plugs, filters, coolant. First year at college and a used $20,000 SUV is toast. "OK, I'm sorry. Yes, it was a lot of miles. I was busy with rush and going to out of town games and I did loan it out a few times and there was that spring break trip to Cabo, but, I mean, I really need another car."
Abuse is showin' out, spinnin' brodies, hittin' the curb', blowin a tire, bendin' a wheel, tweekin' the suspension and frame, gettin' the cops called, gettin' a DWI, jail time, loss of license, $1,000 fine, high risk insurance.
Abuse is not knowing what that bright red blinking light on the dashboard meant after "getting air" over a suburban hill and ripping a hole in the oil pan when it crashed down.
Abuse is bringing back a $250 circular saw with the motor smoked and all the teeth gone off the $25 carbide blade.
Abuse is bringing back a borrowed chainsaw with the motor locked. "You gotta put oil in the gas?"
Abuse can be as simple as borrowing a car and ripping up $50 wiper blades being too lazy to scrape the ice and in too much of a hurry to wait for the defroster. "Is that a scratch on the windshield? You must'a needed new wiper blades"
Abuse can be a $10,000 engine rebuild after sneaking out dad's classic Porsche Turbo Carrera for a joyride and filling the tank with the cheapest regular so he wouldn't notice any gas gone.
Abuse is willful or stupid abuse of man's good and faithful servants. Most of us don't have flesh and blood horsepower any more, but IMHO, how one treats machinery tells just as much about one's character and intelligence.
jack vines