Erection Tool

[Ramper]

I found this tool in a auction pile. It is labeled "Uni-form Erection Tool". I am not sure how to use it, but I am going to convince my wife to help.

 

[Cypherian]

UNIVERSAL F.C. CO./CHICAGO "UNIFORM ERECTION" TOOL NAIL PULLER, ETC. MOST UNUSUAL
This crate/box opening tool has the distinctive name of the "Uniform Erection" tool. Never seen another.
Price: $35.00

https://www.mjdtools.com/ToolList.php?list=212

 

[Cypherian]

I found this tool in a auction pile. It is labeled "Uni-form Erection Tool". I am not sure how to use it, but I am going to convince my wife to help.

You might not want to do that lol it could end badly ...

Cypher

 

[Shiftless]

Where is TampaGT07?

 

[MushCreek]

So THAT'S what they did before ******.....

 

[woody 73]

World News tonight... Wife screaming and running around the house filmed by neighbor as her husband was trying out his new tool.

Still a cool looking tool one that I have never seen before.

 

[nh_yota]

Where is TampaGT07?

His head just exploded.

 

[tombell572]

Prescription or over the counter??

 

[LXCam]

Oh lucky you

 

[RRmech]

Please STOP me from going there..................................................

Steve

 

[softailgarage]

Better get a Tetanus shot first.

 

[DWise]

Do not use for more than 4 hours.

 

[2oolhound]

I'd hide it from my wife.

 

[LesserSon]

I'm surprised you didn't see fit to include a tape measure in the photos. There's obviously going to be interest in comparing sizes if another one turns up.

 

[tombell572]

He's too modest to brag.

 

[sykou]

Erection tool. This thread had me laughing from the get go. Nice to see there is a sense of humor amongst the unsurpassed plethora of vintage tool knowledge on here. Love it

 

[Shiftless]

I'm still surprised Tampa has not put in a comment.