Bennylava
Well-known member
Yeah I said it. Fake grass. I want it. I am not a yard work kind of guy. I can't think of anything more thankless than dealing with all of that mess. I know some of you guys like maintaining your yards as though its nearly some sort of religious practice. We've all got our hobbies that we love. But I hate all the racket of the small engines, all the dust, all the sneezing and coughing, everything.
And thus naturally my lawn looks like that of the Adams Family. So me and the wife were at some pond and fountain place, called Whiz Q Stone in fort worth. We were admiring a patch of grass that they had, between some of their koi ponds. We stared at it for about 5 seconds thinking it was real. Then I reached down and felt it and... it was fake. It was about that time that I figured I'd win lawn of the year if I coated my post apocalyptic landscape of a front yard, in this fake grass. Cause I want it to look like I care, even if I don't.
So anyone here ever done it? What were the results? Only downside I can see is if the sun fades the green color eventually. But then, I figure that is what green paint is for.
And thus naturally my lawn looks like that of the Adams Family. So me and the wife were at some pond and fountain place, called Whiz Q Stone in fort worth. We were admiring a patch of grass that they had, between some of their koi ponds. We stared at it for about 5 seconds thinking it was real. Then I reached down and felt it and... it was fake. It was about that time that I figured I'd win lawn of the year if I coated my post apocalyptic landscape of a front yard, in this fake grass. Cause I want it to look like I care, even if I don't.
So anyone here ever done it? What were the results? Only downside I can see is if the sun fades the green color eventually. But then, I figure that is what green paint is for.
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