The only thing that sounds "stupid" is your take on things. I'd wager that a good number of "Techs" both realize and understand that a brake system isn't truly "sealed", and for good reason. Need some evidence?
Behold, a standard brake system cap from a modern vehicle. Nothing special here really, IIRC it's from a 4 channel Bosch or Wabco ABS system.
If we remove the rubber diaphragm it looks like something is going on here. Notice the channel going from the edge of the cap to the center?
Not the greatest picture ever, but if you look carefully at the diaphragm you can see a slit in it. Why's that slit there? It's so the master cylinder can breathe during ABS application (when fluid levels can change), and also to prevent self application of the brakes during temperature changes. It's only a small amount of air that travels back and forth through the slit (or sometimes a pinhole), but over time it's enough to introduce contaminants to the system in the form of water vapor from the ambient air.
This water vapor eventually condenses and settles to the lowest point in the system, which happens to be the calipers, hoses, etc. This is why you can't just take a look at what's in the master cylinder and call it good. To get a true representation of what's going on with your brakes, you need to get a sample of brake fluid from the location where the contaminants are most likely to be. Seeing how you have to open the system to get that sample anyway, why wouldn't you take just a couple minutes more and just do the job properly and remove the old fluid by gravity bleeding it, manually bleeding it, or god forbid... flushing it?
Maybe some of you should read what I posted back in post #32 of this thread. There is a reason brake fluid isn't on a dedicated service schedule, the amount of maintenance required to that system is going to vary just from the use of the vehicle and the climate that it's operated in, but that doesn't mean that it's something that is free from any maintenance concerns. Luckily for us, the engineers have taken the safe route and over-engineered the system so that it can withstand a lack of maintenance from the average vehicle owner.
It used to be that back in the "old days", a proper brake job included rebuilding wheel cylinders, and since the system was completely open, fresh brake fluid was put back in negating the need for a "flush". Now with components lasting longer than ever, maybe we need to pay more attention to what's actually going on with our brakes.