Folks, the OP has to be joking. Really. But IF he is truly serious, then this may be a case of "survival of the fittest" or "thinning of the herd" and/or an "evolutionary dead end".
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can you name a single american made breaker bar less than $30? for as often as i'll be using it, that's all i can justify. i honestly doubt i have the strength to break either one i mentioned by hand.
If i were your Dad and I walked in and saw you under a car supported by a jack with no stands, i'd pull you out by your hair, call you and idiot, and send you to immediately go by jack stands. Not. An. Option.
(and i'm not old and crotchety, I'm 35 and don't have kids, but this brought it out of me)
Always? I can't count the times that I had to lower the car back down because I forgot to break the lug nuts loose. I was a slow learner.![]()
Yep. Back in the day I didn't even have a floor jack. It was a real pain in the rear having to raise and lower the car multiple times with a scissor jack.Not as much of a problem now that I have an impact !

Yep. Back in the day I didn't even have a floor jack. It was a real pain in the rear having to raise and lower the car multiple times with a scissor jack.![]()
unfortunately, you're not. if the thing my mom reproduced with was around, it'd be handing me a cinder block... hence the dumb questions.
John in OH said:The scissor jack was under a one-row corn picker on soft uneven ground. Dad placed a piece of thick plank under the jack so it wouldn't sink, but the ground wasn't quite level. (Hey, we had the spare wheel & tire all ready so this replacement was only gonna take a couple of minutes so why bother with a jack stand, right?) When the jack got up about 6", it was on a tilt rather than plumb and that damn thing crumpled up like a wet tissue! Fortunately, we hadn't taken the wheel off yet. On a level concrete floor with a plumb vertical load it would probably have been fine, but neither Dad nor I ever used a scissor jack again.
The hydraulic jack failed while lifting the corner of a small barn to make some foundation repairs. A friend and I would jack (20 ton jack) the building up a few inches and slide in a piece of 2x8, jack a few more inches and add another 2x8 etc. On about the fourth lift, I picked up the next 2x8 when the seal blew on the jack and the building came down with a BAM! Scared the **** out of both of us. I still use hydraulic jacks, but I sure don't trust them anymore!