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For the newbies...

zer0cell

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Here are some tips to help get the newbies aquainted:
- A sticky is requested and suggested.



1.) It is okay to beat a dead horse :deadhorse

2.) Snap-on is the best :bigun2:

3.) Everything coming out of china is Satan's work :FIREdevil

4.) You must spend your "play" money on tools :pimpflash

5.) The Canadians make a few tools too! :canada:

6.) When you don't know what you are talking about then... :stfu:

7.) You must post pictures to brag about your tools :p123

8.) If it is made in a Germanic country you must drool over it :drool:

9.) You must sing the blues over every lost craiglist/fleabay item :sad:

10.) You can't judge tools by their color... or can you? :supergay:

11.) You must call people out on their mistakes :argue:

12.) :needpics:

13.) That little thumbs-up symbol means you've been goosed :thumbup:

14.) Obsess about your screwdrivers - they are like magical wands :fingersx:

15.) If it has USA on it it must be good. :deathmeta

16.) Irwin should die a slow death... make that a fast one. :shoot5:

17.) Harbor Freight - "The chinese buffet you should have avoided" :monkey_po

18.) King **** is actually the name of a tool brand :Homer:

19.) The more tool politics and propaganda the better :see:

20.) The best is only the best until proven wrong :willy_nil



That should be enough to get you started... I'll add more as I see fit.
 
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And most of all remember that there are some children whos mothers let them play on computers..

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tunnel rat

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:D Me being new I shall abide by these rules. I lurked on here a few months previous to joining, I dont post much but I have learned alot on here, thanks to a few you........................I also found about Hazet tools from here, I thank you for that also.............. My bank account and girlfriend dont though.
 

bonacker

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I am new here. Thanks for the list. Now I am an expert. LOL
Needed a smile for today, thanks.
 
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zer0cell

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No problem, I have been here a while and thought I would share what I have learned so that you can be up to speed :)
 
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Bull

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Also, all newbies should remember to send my mod money on the first of each month, in order to prevent "issues" with your membership.
 
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zer0cell

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hey now, don't you start with the bait and switch esque trickery too! That's just Bull...
 

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BQuicksilver

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1a - A proper example of beating this dead horse is to be certain that 50% of your posts relate to COO complaints. :)

Great post...;)
 
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zer0cell

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@Stephenw

I don't know if you ever play PC games but if you do you should give BIOSHOCK (the first one) a try.... that video you posted really reminded me of it... some funny stuff
 
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t100

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15.)
- b. if it doesn't show USA on it, it ain't USA. don't trust nobody.
 
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