FS - Wife - Cheap

[strelnik]

I'd like to schedule a test drive.

49T&C

The photo shows no wedding ring. Pardon me, but I have never head of a wife who doesn't wear one, with other accessories added after the first couple years.

Is this a photo to show the type, or the real one you get?

I am getting suspicious

 

[Junkman]

You guys are killing me... not one offer, other than to take a free test ride.. Whats with that?

 

[ManCave]

The trick with a wife is to only keep her until she turns 40, at which time you trade her in for two 20 year olds.

 

[dabirdguy]

CAUTION...
Some of these are VERY high maintenance....

 

[shotgunfatcat]

PM sent.
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[StinkyBunny]

I think I had better keep my used late model wife,she still purrs like a kitten.

I have one of those too and she can weld, not afraid to get dirty and spin a wrench pretty good.

 

[Rickster]

My classic model is just fine for me too. Even though sometimes on a cold morning I just can''t get her to turn over.

 

[jay50]

I would like to test drive her to make sure everything is still good and tight.
Also, want to make sure all parts are OEM and no aftermarket **** installed.

 

[Az Scooter]

Mine is a 50 year old model, but I have only had her for 22 years. I like classics when I know what I got. I am also afraid of test drives, I have been left stranded and broken down before.

 

[Bolster]

Junk, she's still available? With this much interest I thought she'd be gone by now. But this thread is turning into your typical "mine is better" GJ brag-fest. Time to reduce your per-pound price I think.

 

[dave08723]

If she has a tongue stud and is mute and owns a liquor store I am interested!!

 

[Junkman]

Junk, she's still available? With this much interest I thought she'd be gone by now. But this thread is turning into your typical "mine is better" GJ brag-fest. Time to reduce your per-pound price I think.

90 cents per pound...... that is a 10% reduction...

 

[Scooter3]

Is there any tread left on the tires?

 

[Teken]

Mine is a 50 year old model, but I have only had her for 22 years. I like classics when I know what I got. I am also afraid of test drives, I have been left stranded and broken down before.

 

[Daniel Dudley]

You guys are killing me... not one offer, other than to take a free test ride.. Whats with that?

They may be cheap to buy, but the upkeep is killer.

 

[jay50]

If she has a tongue stud and is mute and owns a liquor store I am interested!!

If she is toothless/with false teeth, that could be a bonus....