Funniest Reason to sell Snap On toolbox ever?

[MikeF2316]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-...nd-lower-Cabinets-with-key-W0QQAdIdZ466321360

And for when the ad is down:

 

[Dimitri]

Only in Canada.

Dimitri

 

[cundifc]

That dude wins x2! New box and new t*ts!

 

[Buckgnarly]

Will they post after pics?

 

[CJKaz]

Might want to earmark some of the funds for liposuction as well.

 

[ChevyEFI]

scars and sandbags

 

[JerseyBoatBuilder]

She looks like she needs a paid membership to a gym and possibly get rid of that double chin before any new T!TS

 

[Hafen_Kafer]

this made my day

 

[Armstrong1720]

Well maybe her face aint that hot looking lol

 

[Hafen_Kafer]

Well maybe her face aint that hot looking lol

like it matters

 

[G_P]

Hopefully the buyer gets to see the "benefits" of the transaction!

 

[kc-steve]

Just a thought . . . maybe she wants to "play around" since she's the one that brought it up. If it was his idea then it would be a different matter.

Steve

 

[91bronc300]

What's with the random capitalization in the description?

 

[cvcman]

looks like she could use an *** reduction ! And who says women are shallow

 

[CNGsaves]

That's not bad price . . . $1,050 each . . . . . .
. . . . . . . that's $1,050 for Left and $1,050 for the Right !!

Likely more to the story. Upsize may be income generating endeavour!!

Can you say Chubby Lover's Gent Club ??

 

[nine4gmc]

scars and sandbags

That^, I'd prefer the new box, keep the old box and sell the wife...she can have all the proceeds too...

 

[rsanter]

Seems reasonable

Bob

 

[sk farmer]

too bad you can't by class.

 

[oldtools]

Look like her ***** are already plenty big.

 

[Jeff95TA]

I clicked on "View Larger Image" but it just made the picture bigger.

 

[Armstrong1720]

Look like her ***** are already plenty big.

Maybe she needs them lifted. $1050 for the right $1050 for the left lol

 

[JerseyBoatBuilder]

Probably a combination of her belly sticking out and floppy saggy ones

 

[woody 73]

Boys when you get old and your hair is going, (like mine) your eyesight is not what it used too be, (like mine) your hearing is going fast, (like mine) and your hands shake somewhat (like mine) any women looks good!

 

[wise]

I'd rather put my tools in that box than put my tool in her box, maybe its a win win.

 

[bigcaddy]

Nice. Someone in the land of bagged milk is looking for some new milk bags

 

[greasemonkey44]

too bad you can't by class.

isn't that the truth

 

[Haveblue]

too bad you can't buy class.
exactly. It says to me, "im going to take this money from my husband,so I can get a **** job, and get a better man" It happens all the time. They always seem to find out in the end that the grass is not greener.. and the *** job was a bad idea. When a woman goes through a "mid life crisis" she wants to loose weight, get a **** job, and a new man...When a man goes through a mid life crisis, he just wants to build that drag car he always wanted! LOL!

 

[STGFordCrazy04]

If she promised "before and after" pics she would get much more replies

 

[Ft.ValloniaStreaker]

As crazy as it sounds my sister is a loan officer, she writes "**** job" loans all the time. Now this is the first time I've seen an advertisement wanting help with one, but she's saving interest and peeking everyone's on here.

 

[montanafordman]

Just a thought . . . maybe she wants to "play around" since she's the one that brought it up. If it was his idea then it would be a different matter.

Steve

Yeah, I have a co-worker that funded a **** job for his wife, just before she left him for someone else! Lucky for him emotional trauma aside he certainly upgraded to a classier, hotter looking woman (who happened to be his flight nurse and makes decent money too). I got news for you - if a woman is in a relationship with you and wants new ***** - they aren't for you!

 

[383 240z]

Wait a second, my wife's been looking and new *****, of course she is a little freaked out about turning 40, and has just lost about 100lbs and misses her old rack. I'm sure i have nothing to worry about, she has been putting up with me for the last 15 years. Keith

 

[Armstrong1720]

Aint nothing wrong with fake ones.or her being a little older Their still fun !! Like GUS on LONESOME DOVE says. "the older the violin the sweeter the music "

 

[03protege]

Wait a second, my wife's been looking and new *****, of course she is a little freaked out about turning 40, and has just lost about 100lbs and misses her old rack. I'm sure i have nothing to worry about, she has been putting up with me for the last 15 years. Keith

Just get it on paper if she leaves you get to keep the *****

 

[crewchief888]

2 things kill the deal for me..

1 she's not blonde
2 stripper heels