The review of it saying the guy found the knife in a rock while on a hike but soon found out he was to be the next king of Switzerland was funny but I liked this review:
pretty great, but cannot repair itself
By the charmer - February 20, 2012
When I saw this knife on Amazon, I knew it had to be too good to be true. I spent the $999 dollars, however, and began the wait.
As I sat eagerly, awaiting my package's arrival, I realized that I no longer needed any of my copious amounts of tools that I keep in my garage, since the new knife would have everything I could ever need. I promptly got up from my reclining chair and proceeded to sell them online at 1/3rd of their market value.
Finally the day came, and I opened up my package, and immediately began to play, like the new-found mechanical wizard I am. However, after a few hours of wilderness survival, I realized that the screws keeping the appendages in place had begun to loosen.
At first, I was excited to find a new use for my knife, but then after several attempts to fix the problem, I realized that THE TOOLS ON THE KNIFE CANNOT BE USED TO REPAIR THE KNIFE. I REPEAT, THE KNIFE CANNOT REPAIR ITSELF.
I don't know how Wenger could overlook this glaring error.
