Funny ebay listing

[Creditor]

I was browsing on eBay and came across this ad.

Auto Mech Essential: 8-Pc Green Prybar Set | 4.5" | FREE SHIPPING | eBay

Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Auto Mech Essential: 8-Pc Green Prybar Set | 4.5" | FREE SHIPPING at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many products!

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It's worth your time to read the description. This line was my favorite.

" Unleash Your INNER Technician SUPERHERO! "

I think the guy that runs that ebay store is on this site.

 

[Maui]

Was that written by a sales weenie?

 

[bob15]

Copied from ebay to save it for future viewing:


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