GJ Thought for the day....

[Chaznsc]

JULY 16, 2013
Changing your own oil is good for your skin.......and your soul.

 

[BigAl62]

Never piss off 7 men when all you have is a 6 shooter.

 

[Steevo]

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination. - John Lennon

 

[Junkman]

A bad day at work is better than a good day with the wife!

 

[Steevo]

If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.

 

[Capt J.D.]

Life is short. Eat dessert first!

 

[jsaw]

Use what you got, You will be surprised what you can do.

(I think I heard this one on this site)

 

[marty_p]

I had a great time, but this wasn't it!

 

[Junkman]

revenge is a desert best eaten cold

 

[ezriderga]

Know when to shut up because you can never outpuke a buzzard.

 

[MFolks]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

 

[BMW Rider]

Never argue with idiots. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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[Haveblue]

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Benjamin Franklin

 

[Amitygravel]

Its all just an illusion.

 

[Mike Miller]

"never hold in a fart, it will migrate up your spine and become a crappy idea."
Unknown.

 

[Dennis93]

Always wear a belt, for you never know when you will run into a woman in need of discipline- Dennis93

 

[no. 205]

Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people.

Doris Egan

 

[december45]

plan your work, work your plan

 

[TAMPAGT07]

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow." Frank Zappa..

 

[Craptain]

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
Winston Churchill.

 

[dawgee]

the more people you know the smaller the world gets

 

[Chevy72pu]

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

 

[FJ 432]

Beating a path of least resistance makes rivers and men crooked.

 

[aka Larry]

If first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

 

[PRND3L]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[sdguy55]

Steady is smooth and smooth is fast- Navy Seals

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[mrodgers]

Management who leave their 70° air conditioned office, walk 500 feet through the 110° plant floor and enter the 90° control room think it's comfortable and don't think our AC needs fixed.

 

[MScott]

“Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right.” - Henry Ford

 

[aka Larry]

Luck is preparation given an opportunity.

 

[cjcrazy8]

"The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" - Plato

 

[jcinga]

You can burn the candle on both ends. And while it might burn twice as bright, it will only burn half as long.

 

[Lkdelta]

there has been lots of good thoughts around here
I always liked "they have to find you handy or handsome"

just my sig....?

 

[911mike]

The harder I work, the luckier I get. Well that what they say.

200 or 221. Whatever it takes!

 

[premierplayer]

7 P's

Proper
Prior
Planning
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

 

[softailgarage]

"It's not about whether you win or lose, it's about how drunk you can get" -Homer Simpson

 

[NUTTSGT]

Everything looks good on paper, especially a college degree.

 

[Bronson]

No matter where You go, there You are!

 

[BJ42LX]

Bang his wife!

 

[wasfuzz]

"Nothing goes as planned and nothing planned every goes!"

 

[BigAl62]

I don't stand on formalities, it gets in the way of good whiskey and pretty women.