GJ Thought for the day....

[InPrimer]

No matter how much you jump and dance the last 3 drops go down your pants... learned that after turning 60.

 

[Woody610nb]

I've spent three quarters of all my money on women, alcohol and gambling,


the rest I wasted. WC Fields.

 

[JC23]

A stitch in time...

Saves Frankenstein!

 

[Heavy Metal Doctor]

Management - making promises / commitments based on unknown conditions and actions of other people.

 

[tcianci]

Check out my sig...

 

[TheGr8erG00d]

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

 

[roushracing617]

"Nobody has time to do it right the fist time, but everybody has time to do it over." Just something I remember my father said when I was a kid.

 

[St-rider]

If it's not broke don't fix it. If it works when it is broke just leave it alone.

 

[St-rider]

The goal of every engineer is to retire without getting blamed for a major catastrophe.

Dilbert

 

[phartman]

I had a boss way-back-when who knew everything. We no longer have a Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, 'cause that guy knew who was buried there. He was smart enough, but had an odd way of combining old sayings during moments of stress.

He blurted out this sage favorite to my crew after a very frustrating confrontation:

"If you guys can't stand the heat on the stove, then either sh*t or get off the pot!"

Whoa. Don't think about that one too much.

During what was supposed to be a company cheerleading meeting, he stood up and told the employees,

"Let's celebrate our good success, so everybody blow their drum or beat their trumpet!!!"

That got a rousing cheer from the men in the crew. The women didn't think much of the suggestion. Human resources had a field day. But he was the boss, after all, and he did know best.

 

[R6 Racer]

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance.
Martin Luther King Jr.

Steve

 

[R6 Racer]

I think most of you will like this one!

Steve

 

[scotty t]

if it's not broke...keep fixin it till it is!

 

[Ray-CA]

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
W. C. Fields

 

[Kels]

"Cross your I's and dot your T's" lol

my Dad will say this as a joke "I'm from the government I am here to help..."

 

[lhc_cj7]

You can't rewind your life

 

[James E]

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain.

 

[Rated ///M]

"I'm not as dumb as I really am" is one of my favorites.

 

[BigAl62]

A failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

 

[BigAl62]

If it works, don't mess with it; if it breaks, build it stronger; if it sticks out, chrome it!

 

[BigAl62]

When something is "foolproof" they didn't take into account ingenious fools!

 

[softailgarage]

"Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men." - Gen. George S. Patton

 

[BigAl62]

The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe!

 

[STClurker]

If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy

Red Green

 

[dirtmister16]

when things go wrong, make a right. that should help.

 

[jomobco]

"always make new mistakes"

esther dyson

 

[jomobco]

You can't rewind your life

amen

 

[M17715]

Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.......John Wooden......UCLA Basketball Coach

 

[St-rider]

Do unto to others before they do unto to you.

 

[Squankum]

"If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, 'Can't you make it shoot farther?' No. I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."
- Jack Handey

 

[VWPORSCHEGT3]

dont spend your life trying to be a great man, spend your life trying to be a happy man and enjoy your life. -Grand-pa I miss you old man

 

[patrickn]

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Vince Lombardi

 

[Mmaxed]

If it has **** or tires, it's going to give you trouble.

 

[STClurker]

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

 

[James E]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

 

[BJ42LX]

If it has **** or tires, it's going to give you trouble.

If it floats, flies or fucks ... rent it.

 

[Keyrick]

Experience is what you get, right after you need it.

 

[patrickn]

Experience is what you get, right after you need it.

so true

 

[patrickn]

If it has **** or tires, it's going to give you trouble.

LOL have this on a plaque in my office... wife hates it

 

[crazytrain]

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” - Oscar Wilde