GJ Thought for the day....

[crazytrain]

“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” - Steven Wright

 

[Haveblue]

^^LOL! One of my favorite comedians from back in the day!

 

[dreamingmuscle]

Your intelligence goes up and down depending on what part of the world you are standing in.

 

[Doug Arthurs]

The more faster I go the more behinder I get.

 

[911mike]

The older I get, the faster I was.

 

[santagary]

Going forward into the future, wherever I go...there I am!

 

[zack99]

“If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.”

Henry David Toreau

 

[zcar751]

As soon as you make something idiot proof, they make a better idiot.

 

[gayler]

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergancy on my part!

 

[gayler]

No matter how much you jump and dance the last 3 drops go down your pants... learned that after turning 60.

You can shake it , brake, bang it on a wall, but when you put it in your pants the last drop is gonna fall.

 

[Squankum]

"If man made it, don't eat it!"

"If it tastes good, spit it out!"

-- Jack LaLanne (1914-2011)

(Last desert, 1929. I am not making that up.)

 

[larry_g]

The difference between meat and fish is that you don't beat your fish.

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