i have nothing else to add that hasnt been said, but as someone who has spent time purchasing industrial equipment for various manufacturing/ industrial departments i've worked in, just from reading the item description, it would be ignored. it comes across as written by someone fresh out of college, at their first, lowest rung marketing job trying to be either edgy or just not very good at their job. sounds silly, but this would be enough to put me off looking into purchasing, for either industrial uses, (i cant picture any major industrial company buying these) or personal use.
i work for a fairly large manufacturing company under the ITW umbrella, and we still have buyers who continually try and push, sometimes longtime, vendors for lower prices and as a result, get told to get lost when it becomes not worth it to the vendor. i would have to imagine this is similar to when a company like grizzly tries to say, we'll pay x amount for said number of units, it becomes not worth it to the vendor and they get a 'No thanks'.
