Help me design a Snap-On Fantasy tool

[Boogerman]

Had Snap-on Speeder handle come off; no idea what held it on. Useless, made obsolete by cordless tools. Plus, have others anyway, so meaningless to warranty for unneeded tool.

I'd like make something unique out of it. The handle, of course, nothing useful to be made out of drive end. The hole in the handle is 3/8" diameter.

What would you all use it for? The only constraint I have is it has to be a tool of similar quality to Snap-on, and has to have a viable function. Not really interested in re-inventing a SO bottle opener, for instance. Or a really bad transmission shift knob. Or replacing a hard or soft handle on a ratchet to essentially recreate an older Snap-on ratchet that can be purchased on ebay for cheap anyway.

What ideas do you all have?

 

[RTM]

Beer tap with the handle, and then put a Perfect Handle style on the speeder, that will mess with the historians.

 

[mv213]

If you have a bathroom in your shop, it would make a cool toilet flush handle.

 

[flyingblind]

Emergency release hand for garage door rope.

 

[KnurledNut]

File handle.
Telescoping magnet, fixed magnet, or mirror handle.
Deburring tool handle.
Add a clamp to hold individual feeler gauges.
Vise handle.