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How best to flatten a stump?

PugetDude

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I think it's cool you want to turn the stump into a table. Just find a chainsaw and even a novice can get it pretty level. Use some basic hand tools to make it a little nice if required. A chainsaw is pretty good at this kind of work. I mean really it is.

But it's not the most complicated, over-the-top way to do it. It doesn't involve special tools, unique bits, elaborate jigs, complicated fixtures, leveling devices, or hours and hours of anyone's time. No laser levels, elaborate scribing setups, or three-decimal-place measuring. It wouldn't generate 3 pages of replies on "how to cut a stump" . It would only take a good eye, a sharp chain, and less time than it takes to compose a post in this thread. But, no drama in that...
 
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Lu-Max

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"But, no drama in that..."

...says the guy who posted 7 times in this thread...... :rolleyes:
 

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"But, no drama in that..."

...says the guy who posted 7 times in this thread...... :rolleyes:

... The ROOT cause of the drama is a KNOThead who can't see the FOREST for the TREES, and WOOD turn a simple cut with a chainsaw into a Hollywood production. BUCKING advice offered by CHIPPER members of the GJ community, His PRUNING the simplest solution and BRANCHING out into overly complicated jigs, fixtures and gadgets, LEAVES us to wonder if he really wanted to know the best way to SLICE that SUCKER or was just seeking validation for his reluctance to use a chainsaw? ;)
 
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To Lu-Max, the OP, since you're not planning on using the stump itself as a table but only as the support for a wood (or metal table top), then Bill's last option in post #16 is the way to go:
"If you get it down below the level needed, and it is rough and uneven, you can just screw 4 long and widely spaced lag bolts in until their tops are level, and use these to set a top on. Then take 4 more lag bolts and put them through the top and screw into the stump, to hold the top down. It's like leveling bolts for a steel column."/I]

Fast, simple, doesn't require any specialized tools or jigs, and is the least likely way to hurt yourself accomplishing this task.

However, if on the other hand, you're looking for an excuse (I mean, "reason") to acquire some new tools and/or experience and expertise doing something with wood that you haven't done before, then you have a lot of other ideas to choose from in this thread.

It really depends on what's more important to you - having a tabletop without making it a major project so you can spend your spare time on your "real projects," or learning-by-doing. The end purpose you describe isn't really for a "Fine Woodworking" piece of heirloom furniture - it's for an outdoor table!

If you already had a chainsaw, I would say you could use it to get the stump top closer to level, but you're still either going to have to do a lot of work to get the stump top itself actually level or you will be doing some shimming and adjusting anyway. That's why, for pure practicality's sake, I would go with Bill's suggestions in post #16.


(BTW, the first time I ever used a chainsaw, a friend's small ~18" homeowner one, we were fooling around and helping him cut up a small 8" diameter tree that had died and fallen in his back yard that backed up to some woods. After we cut the trunk into 24" long sections for disposal, I was just fooling around and pretending to be one of those "chainsaw artist" guys you see who turn a tree trunk into something like a grizzly bear in about 20 minutes before your very eyes. Anyway, I was using just the tip of this little homeowner chainsaw to start cutting in the surname of each of the families who were over at the guy's house that afternoon. I was surprised to find out how easy it was to do - really intuitive and very simple and quick. In fact, it turned out so well, that friend just left those three logs with the family names carved in them in his backyard for his kids - all of our kids were about the same age and good friends, so it served as kind of a testament to the friendship between the three families.)
 
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several professions will need to be utilized here to create the desired outcome.

1. Project Manager
2. Civil engineer (plan for water table run off, foot traffic flows)
3. Mechanical Engineer (to design safe work platform and tool design)
4. Electrical engineer (to make sure adequate power for work area)
5. Chemical Engineer (to recommend proper materials to preserve stump)
6. EPA Lawyer
7. Zoning Lawyer
8. Architect
9. Insurance agent
10. 3 Day laborers
11. Master Electrician w/ helper
12. Master Carpenter w/ helper
13. Landscape architect
14. Accountant
15. Tax attorney
16. Photographer/photo journalist
17. Press writter
18. Public relations officer
19. Human resource director
20. someone from PETA to make sure no animals are harmed during the project.
 

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oh... make sure you get everything spelled out in writing BEFORE any work is done and get 3 bids and go with the middle quote.

don't cheap out

lol
 

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I gotta tell ya, I would never want rid of my stumps. They're a necessary part of a healthy family life for me. After spending 15 or 20 minutes round my kids, I can take an axe and go to town on a stump and the police are hardly ever called.
 
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To the helpful, knowledgeable members of this forum who contribute genuinely useful information; thanks for the help.

[rant mode on] I asked a simple question and a few dip-shits and trolls couldn't resist the temptation to turn it into their own grade school playground. Grow up. I love firing guys like you, it really makes my day especially when I see you tear up. A fear of tools? Really? I guess you haven't seen my shop, but then again I don't allow children inside of it so that would explain the idiot comments above. [/rant mode off]
 
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For the helpful, knowledgeable members of this forum who contribute genuinely useful information; thanks for the help.

[rant mode on] I asked a simple question and a few dip-shits and trolls couldn't resist the temptation to turn it into their own grade school playground. Grow up. I love firing guys like you, it really makes my day especially when I see you tear up. A fear of tools? Really? I guess you haven't seen my shop, but then again I don't allow children inside of it so that would explain the idiot comments above. [/rant mode off]

Does the rental department have a CVS next door for tampons?

It's the internet, dude, folks in here are just having some fun.
 

buddyboy

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several professions will need to be utilized here to create the desired outcome.

1. Project Manager
2. Civil engineer (plan for water table run off, foot traffic flows)
3. Mechanical Engineer (to design safe work platform and tool design)
4. Electrical engineer (to make sure adequate power for work area)
5. Chemical Engineer (to recommend proper materials to preserve stump)
6. EPA Lawyer
7. Zoning Lawyer
8. Architect
9. Insurance agent
10. 3 Day laborers
11. Master Electrician w/ helper
12. Master Carpenter w/ helper
13. Landscape architect
14. Accountant
15. Tax attorney
16. Photographer/photo journalist
17. Press writter
18. Public relations officer
19. Human resource director
20. someone from PETA to make sure no animals are harmed during the project.

opps

forgot

21. Mental Health Professional

dude chill out, no one hates you
 
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