for some reason this thread struck me as funny... and my mind wandered... I'll go take my meds now
surely some of you are acquainted with Feng Shui... the oriental art of energy usage for positive results. It is the practice of arranging objects to help people achieve their goals. Below are principles associated with this art and hammers.... it's pretty much a compendium on 'how's your hammer hangin'
Be it from the nearby roll-away cabinets, from a tool further away , such as a compressor or band saw, or from a sharp wall corner - be sure to neutralize all the sharp energy aiming at your hammers.
Energy wise, sha chi, or feng shui poison arrows, are exactly what they sound like - arrows of strong, attacking energy pointing at your personal energy field. It weakens your energy and is certainly not promoting good health and well-being. You certainly don’t want your energy fields weakened by poor feng shui in hammer placement. A harmonious neutral or positive energy field should surround your work area and those items it holds.
All hammers should be aligned with their respective polarity. This is determined on the second equinoxical full moon of each season when all hammers should be set free in the yard to seek their polarity.. once it finds it’s proper alignment you should store the hammers in the same position in your tool assortment… this will add to the strong energy field in your work area. All handles should be removed so as not to resemble the sha chi arrows and only installed for a single task at hand. Never use your tools in anger as this can lead to release of negative energy on your fingers, toes and heart (if you are clumsy). Never store them overhead either as this can lead to negative energy being released on yo’ head. Hammers should be respected and addressed by their proper name before use. This will show the tool that your respect is genuine and it will release it’s energy in the proper dimension.
Gawd... I should be a politician...
with tongue in cheek
John
BTW ... mine are stored layed in a drawer... heads all at one end... so they can talk to each other more easily