I'm kinda overwhelmed by all the responses and I really appreciate all the input. As much as I'd like to, if I tried to respond to every point made, I'd be typing all night, but just a few things:
1. About the 'gas signs'

my last name is Gasser. My business is Gasser Signs & Lettering. If you check my profile on here, I've got pics posted, plus the address of my fb page if you're interested. Yes, neon is a gas, but I don't do neon. I love traditional, hand-lettering, gold leaf, striping, airbrush----the typical old-school cool stuff you'll never find at FastSigns coming out of their color printers. You can get good pay (on your own), but the market for the really nice stuff is relatively small, at least around here.
2. I've fabricated a few basic things with what tools I have, and I think they're all posted on here somewhere probably. Woodburning stove, bike work stand, welder cart, rust patch panels including ones I built with a shrinker/stretcher set I bought.
3. The health/fitness comments: yes, I've always tried to stay in shape. I work out and bike regularly. I don't like sitting here typing!!
4. Isn't it interesting that someone such as myself with 'EXTREMELY limited skills' can manage to do engine swaps, build a 14' sailboat from blueprints and from 'scratch' in his basement and learn to sail it, build a 16' cedar strip kayak from prints and cedar boards from Menards, graduate with honors in engineering design and drafting from NIU, and earn a MIG cert. with honors from a community college? Also, has worked in cabinet shops building and installing high-end cabinetry. I know I'm no rocket scientist, but I wouldn't say I have 'EXTREMELY limited skills'-----unless you think welders need to know brain surgery!
Most young kids I see today apparently don't know how to tie their shoes and can't walk without staring at their iphones. 'Captain'-----I could not care less about cell phones! I never saw the fascination. All I've got is a Trac phone and only use it if I absolutely have to and never while driving.
5. I've seen how kids 'work' today, and if I were the boss, I'd hire an ambitious motivated 'old' guy ANY day over any 2 young slackers you want to send out!