I had a "Run in" with a June Bug a few years back that still pisses me off.
We get a ton of them crazy little flying "Tanks" every year in the Midwest, and I try to Keep my Garage closed, especially if I am working in there at night.
I was Painting a friends Car...Black...and was at the end of the job, putting the very last "wet" coat of clear on the car. I left the lights and the Exhaust fan on and went into the house to clean up and take a shower after a very long day.
Around midnight I went outside to check my work, look for any runs, dust or sometimes small bugs may get into a nice fresh paint job that I pick out with tweezers...
...only to see a June Bug came in for a Crash Landing in the center of the roof and Trenched his way through, for about 2 feet, before taking its last breath.
OH MY GOD! The paint is toast, I now have to sand down the entire roof in the morning and start over...F'N JUNE BUGS!
Between that crazy Bug and the Dragonfly that flew up my shorts while I was riding my Motorcycle...He wanted out and so did I!!! Almost took me and my wife out.
(you should have seen the look on the family's face in the car next to us at the next stoplight, as I was smacking my privates, jumping around and a dead dragonfly fell out of my shorts...Priceless!)