I just died a little inside

[eschoendorff]

Behold, the Martha Stewart chainsaw:

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Martha-...th-Handguard-Safety-Brake-MTS-ECS14/308697485

 

[Toomanytools?]

Show up to your buddies house with that to help cut firewood!!!

 

[Fly YX]

Good thing it has low kickback. Don't know if I could handle that brute.

 

[toolmutt]

That looks like it might work for the Thanksgiving turkey.

 

[Fly YX]

And it's self-lubricating to!!! Now she doesn't have to spit on the tip.

 

[PugetDude]

Behold, the Martha Stewart chainsaw:

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Martha-...th-Handguard-Safety-Brake-MTS-ECS14/308697485

Careful, dude, Martha's done hard time in the joint; dat ***** will cut you....

 

[tarmy]

I thought your title was trying to be a little too dramatic....but nope...spot on.

 

[driz]

Behold, the Martha Stewart chainsaw:



https://www.homedepot.com/p/Martha-...th-Handguard-Safety-Brake-MTS-ECS14/308697485

Tis a sad sad day[emoji2961]


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[zktk01]

She learned a few new trades in Prison.

 

[Moparman390]

Somebody tell HD April first was last week.

 

[noahwins]

It's a good thing.

 

[Indexmill]

The ad says it'll cut a cord of wood...

 

[Mick56]

The ad says it'll cut a cord of wood...

And then the motor burns out?

 

[bwringer]

TBH, a 14" electric chainsaw is a much handier and capable saw than one might guess. I've used the snot out of my $40 cheapo.

Although I never once stopped to ponder how much more tasteful it would have been in a medium green plastic instead of black.

 

[Farmall450]

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[AceofSpad3s]

If someone told me they could put my name on something and send me a sizable check, I can't say I'd turn it down either.

 

[MarvinBerry]

Cake cutting device? Seems a little overkill for pizza & bread...

I like the reviews. This thing is great, cut through a dozen 2-4 inch branches after a storm...

Purning blade on a sawzall covers what 8-10 inches? At least 6-8 no problem

Martha Stewart chainsaw. Just when u think you've seen everything...

 

[tym]

I guess she got hard while doing time.

 

[anndel]

CHOPPED, judges.......

 

[mudflap]

Thats awesome.....

 

[M_George]

That looks like it might work for the Thanksgiving turkey.

I think it's for cutting frozen turkeys.

 

[Toold_up]

Who the hell keeps letting this woman back in?!?!

First she is known to be a drunken ******* to everyone on her TV show. Then she tried to run over some guy with her truck. Then she did some BS insider trading and tax evasion.

Here is what her own daughter has to say about her:

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/marth...fectionist-mother-made-home/story?id=14642920


I have no respect for her and can't believe ANYONE is willing to do business with that woman...

 

[Lassen Forge]

Same as the 9A Sunjoe they sell for $15 more... had to cut the price by 1/3 because it had Martha's name on it. Are you surprised? (I suspect a CASE of those probably cost them less than $30....)

My HOUSE vacuum has a bigger motor...

 

[pennsylvaniaboy]

at least it's relatively cheap.....

 

[IndyGarage]

Who the hell keeps letting this woman back in?!?!

First she is known to be a drunken ******* to everyone on her TV show. Then she tried to run over some guy with her truck. Then she did some BS insider trading and tax evasion.

Here is what her own daughter has to say about her:

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/marth...fectionist-mother-made-home/story?id=14642920


I have no respect for her and can't believe ANYONE is willing to do business with that woman...

I heard through a friend whose wife knows her that she is a very nice lady. Very private but very friendly.

 

[driz]

Behold, the Martha Stewart chainsaw:



https://www.homedepot.com/p/Martha-...th-Handguard-Safety-Brake-MTS-ECS14/308697485

So do ya put on boots n chaps[emoji38]or go with bunny slippers and an apron.[emoji848]


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[Moparman390]

I think it's for cutting frozen turkeys.

No, no, you're supposed to toss frozen turkeys in the deep fryer.

 

[kctyphoon]

What, no color choices to coordinate with the living room? Fail.

 

[Stooge]

I heard through a friend whose wife knows her that she is a very nice lady. Very private but very friendly.

I never really got the hate people have for her, and theres always been something I liked about her. Plus she owns Edsel Ford's house in Maine and has a '58 Edsel Roundup station wagon

 

[bushmechanic]

Would you rather they start letting yuppies dictate chainsaw trends, or would you rather someone just make a Martha Stewart chainsaw specifically for them?

I'm glad to see this on the market.

 

[BDT/NWMN]

Will have to buy Her cook book, so I can look up the proper fuel mixture for that electric chainsaw.

 

[M_George]

Never mess with chainsaw Martha

 

[2oolhound]

I feel your pain, there's just something wrong about a chainsaw endorsed by Martha Stewart. I hardly know anything about her but understand she was some type of kitchen celebrity.

I recently had to trim 12' off a 40' magnolia tree that was growing up into the wires. 5 years ago I trimmed it with my old 285 husky falling saw just from a step ladder. This time I though "No, I'm not climbing that tree with that big saw and pull starting it while hanging off skinny limbs" so I picked up a similar MS electric saw off cl for $10. Although it has a weird proprietary chain type it still cut nicely after I gave the chain a good scrape. I don't think I cut anything more than 4" off that tree but last night I bucked up a 100 year old 8"x8" fir beam with it and it chewed through the wood nicely. I'm really glad I bought it and it saves the neigbours from my loud gas saw (and frees me from dealing with mixing gas etc for those little few minute jobs). My elec. saw has a soft rubber lid on the chain oil tank that you pump with your thumb.

I wouldn't have bought my elec saw if it had a name like Martha Stewart on it. Sorry, it just doesn't fit.

 

[Zrexxer]

There's a "Martha Stewart" pressure washer at one of the local pawn shops. It's been there a LONG time.

 

[anndel]

Who the hell keeps letting this woman back in?!?!

First she is known to be a drunken ******* to everyone on her TV show. Then she tried to run over some guy with her truck. Then she did some BS insider trading and tax evasion.

Here is what her own daughter has to say about her:

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/marth...fectionist-mother-made-home/story?id=14642920


I have no respect for her and can't believe ANYONE is willing to do business with that woman...

The American wives worship her. While in that country club prison, she made that shawl that everyone copied and wore. My wife and I despise her and don't buy anything that has her name on it.

 

[Stuey]

You're back!!!!

 

[kctyphoon]

What’s more fucked up - is its getting to the point you cant even trust homedepot reviews anymore without actually reading them.. if you notice, they are almost all promotional reviews.. companies have gotten wise to the fact most people go no further than how many stars a product was given. Obviously - my first question was how the hell did they get 9 people to buy this thing and wind up with a 5 star rating..

That said - to be completely honest ive used some REALLY cheap electric saws before, and as long as the chains are sharp they have all done ok so long as you use them within their limitations. But - youd have to be pretty secure in your manhood to show up somewhere with a “Chainsaw by Martha Stewart”.

 

[h~moto]

The ad says it'll cut a cord of wood...

...with the simple push of a button - WOW!

 

[bwringer]

I suppose this as an appropriate time as any to confess a strong attraction for Martha Stewart.

Under that straight-laced exterior I bet she's a FREAK who knows things about how to do things to your things that will absolutely BREAK your MIND.

I mean, a green chainsaw is only a little *****.

 

[eschoendorff]

You're back!!!!