dnschmidt
Well-known member
OK, time for my best Wal-Mart story. *** crack and morbidly obese women with tattoos are far too common to include in this one. It's a Sunday morning after church. I stop into a local Wal-Mart to pick up some Blue Bell Ice Cream since WM has the best price on this national treasure. A couple of minutes later a SWAT team arrives in an armored vehicle at the Wal-Mart (19th Avenue and Bell Road) here in Phoenix with M16's drawn and invades the place. I decide to get the hell out of there. An announcement comes over the loudspeakers telling all customers to bring their selections to the checkout lines as the store will soon be closing. When Police are walking around with M16's I'm not bringing **** to a checkout line, I'm getting the hell out of the place. I don't know if my Blue Bell melted onto the floor of the place or not but as much as I like ice cream I wasn't going to get shot over some Cookies and Cream.

