So I thought i'd give this another shot to see if I could get through a transaction, and I found a toolpartsdirect.com that had them, and it was "only" $8.00 shipping.
Which still stinks, really. $16 total for two cheap latches that weigh a total of maybe an ounce.
It just seems so scattershot of IR to have marketed such an incredible impact tool in a case with latches that aren't worth a nickel.
I've used this tool MAYBE 20 times since I bought it new, and I am ultra careful about everything to the point of using a foam rubber mat to sit the tool on when i'm working on my car.