Just bought a new vise

[Kevin54]

I just bought a new vise for one of my mills. Just take a wild guess where it came from.

 

[Fretters]

Their translations just don't get any better with the passing of time, do they.

 

[Farmall450]

Wow...I've seen some bad ones...but wow!

 

[Buckgnarly]

What?........all I see is normal Ingrish......

 

[balane]

"Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read Kevin's vise manual and unlock the secrets of the universe." - Lex Luthor

 

[hofferwood]

I'd have sold you this one Kevin.
It's just missing a jaw plate-----didn't come with tongs, or a boat.

 

[gorilla]

Let me guess, it's not a Kurt.

 

[Sheriff Roscoe]

I have a headache now.

 

[383 240z]

They got it perfect. "Forbid strictly the rap". That's good advice I don't care who you are. Keith

 

[oldldh]

I've got it!!!!


SWEDEN!!!!

 

[devoncoolman]

Must not surface the boat!! Yeah its definatly not a bridgeport. Judging by the manual it must be real cheap piece.

 

[rusty65]

I'm guessing straight from your local preschool?


Sent directly from the Snap On Kool Aid factory.

 

[zkling]

What vise did you get? I wish you would have posted you needed one, I've got an extra 6" swivel kicking around here.

 

[Trey T]

Iono, in your basement? It's a nice gray vise!

 

[marty_p]

'active mouth?'
'guide screw?'
'vertical downward pressure?'
'parts need to be lubricated frequently?'

Kevin, I think we're reading the third follow-up to Fifty Shades of Grey.

 

[GuyllFyre]

Engrish!
Rivals some of the old (1987ish) manuals that came with some of the first PC computer upgrades.
Regardless, I need a better vice and manual notwithstanding, that's a lot more solid than what I have.

 

[jim1987]

I'm going to take a guess at Pluto

 

[383 240z]

Ok we all know it was made north east of the Yangtze River. However I'm wondering just what one Kevin bought, and did he think it was worth the money. I am asking because I need a new vise for my mill and can't swing $600 for a Kurt. I keep swing the cheap Enco version and wonder if I'll hate it after I get it bolted down and dialed in. Keith

 

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