texasfiremedic
Well-known member
Caution the "I've stumped the Garage Journal Award" may cause side affects like: a small sense of proudness, temporary big head, nausea, vomiting, ringworm, low sperm count, smelly armpits, dizziness, infection at the injection site, swollen prostate, near sightedness, weight loss, loss of a sense of smell, breast cancer, Erectile Dysfunction, far sightedness, ADHD, acne, type 2 diabetes, the want to hind in a corner and sing "I'm a little teapot", hammertoe, night sweats and the never ending want to buy more tools and toolboxes. If any of these occur seek any other journal members for a consultation.