Marevel DSS Test Item - ONLY $2 @ Sears!

[Ch3apsk8]

You really can't call yourself a pro without owning a Marevel DSS Test Item.

For a limited time only, you can get your own Marevel DSS Test Item 2 for only $2.00!
Yes, that's twice the DSS of Marevel DSS Test Item 1.

Don't be the only one on your block without one! Get one now from Sears.

• Made in the USA (with 100% foreign components)
• Lifetime Warranty (with original receipt, original packaging, original cashier)
• Full money back guarantee up to 90 days (or 90 seconds, whichever comes first)

 

[Koy E]

Bought one of those not long ago. Had to return it because it didn't work and be because it wasn't made in the U.S.A

 

[Chadwilliam1]

is this a joke?

 

[ford33]

That is funny that you found this item. Real funny that they selected an Adam Sandler and Bob Barker photo from Happy Gilmore.

I believe it is a product that is used for testing purposes. Sears needs to test performance and integration of their production web servers with backend production fulfillment computer systems. They likely uses these fake items to check order processing performance and integration with inventory and fulfillment systems.

You don't want to test by using a real production item in a production purchase and order fulfillment test. The order will go through and actual inventory levels drop which may prevent someone from actually buying the now out-of-stock item. They will lose business. Also, some testers love to select and use the expensive items with limited inventory which Sears could make some real money on a sale but it shows out-of-stock because some tester placed an order for the entire stocked amount.

The price for test item 2 is $2. The price for test item 1 is $0.02.

 

[tinkergeek]

DSS often means Decision Support System - that is data mining over the inventory, sales, and customer records. Probably test item as mentioned above.

 

[thesilverone]

OP go away

 

[dleonard1122]

Test item or not, Sears decided it was a good idea to test with a photo that drops the f-bomb?

 

[The Ratchet Man]

LOL.

"The price is wrong, Bob!"

I love that movie...