I was in a local coffee shop today when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my BlackBerry PRIV with ear buds) - How was your day?
So I'm hiding in the freshly cleaned toilet space in the shop while waiting for my wife to forgive me.