When we had all the rentals out in Tillicum, Gary H. asked me to go over with him to help clear out one of the units that had been vacated by the tenants.
Left in the front yard was a dead car. Not only dead, but lacking wheels and tires
and upside-down.
"Boss said I have until 5 to get this **** out of here or it's my ***." Gary said.
"Call Lakewood Towing and have 'em come out with a hook." I said.
Twenty minutes later the guy shows up with the truck, looks the situation over and says "Hey, I can't move this - there's no wheels and tires!"
Gary took the guy aside and told him "Hey man, if I don't have this car out of here by 5:00 pm I'm out of a job and I have a wife and two kids at home to feed."
Truck backed up into driveway. Cable pulled out and hooked through side window on far side. It was a small car, so it rolled over pretty easily.
Driver said "You guys go out and check and make sure nobody's looking."
We both walked out into the middle of Washington Avenue SW, looked both ways, and hollered "Okay! All clear!"
Driver gunned the throttle and took off northbound on Washington - sparks flying as far as we could see him until he took a right onto Thorne Lane.
If you've ever been in Tillicum, you know the only way in and the only way out is via I-5 - either exit 122 or 123.
I always wondered how the hell that guy got that thing up to the Ponders exit 124, over the overpass, down to Pac Hwy SW and up the half a mile to Lakewood Towing.
But we never saw him or the car again.
Adventures in Tillicum. Gotta love it.
Just call a tow truck! Easy!
