It's been hysterical, loved the great comments and all but you have to ask yourself why where 3800 guys interested in seeing a "cute" anvil stand? Possible Valentines day gifts?
Reminds me of a song, something about a husband and "a three legged woman with a two legged man being chased cross country by a one legged fool yelling, you can have the woman, but damn can you at least give me back my wooden leg".