never throw away a mis-cut board again

[oldwino]

 

[bczygan]

I'm waiting on the 4-way machine they're coming out with.

It lengthens, widens, thickens and changes species! Tropical hardwoods are a software add on.

And I'd like a battery powered one someday, but they're big money!

Bill

 

[EOC_Jason]

lol, I needed a good laugh today.

 

[doublearon98]

I'm waiting on the 4-way machine they're coming out with.

It lengthens, widens, thickens and changes species! Tropical hardwoods are a software add on.

And I'd like a battery powered one someday, but they're big money!

Bill

I'd be fine with a species recombobulator! Change yellow pine to zebrawood, heartwood, ironwood, etc. Boy would I have a field day [emoji23]

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[5ktq]

I think they call that a transmutator, aron.

 

[Toothaker]

Measure it with a micrometer, mark it with a chalk line, cut it with a chainsaw.

I needed that laugh. Thanks!

 

[ezover]

if you find one under the x-mas tree the wife is trying to tell you something.

 

[ARFLY]

That BS is awesome.

 

[toplessHO]

I tried that and added a supplemental hopper with elmers glue and it doubled the board into 2 of them

 

[oldwino]

if you find one under the x-mas tree the wife is trying to tell you something.

Sick minds think alike

 

[WWheeler]

Pretty good. A good bit of work went into that for sure.
Some of the comments on that vid are pretty good too.

What if my board is too short on both ends?

If you need to shorten it, don't bother cutting it. Just run it through the machine backwards.

Flat earthers are like, " i knew it, the government made the moon so they could film the landings.".

Can I get two for the price of three?

Ever since black and decker moved duhWalt to China the technology has really improved