New Standard in Crappy Multitools

[firworks]

Just found this guy:
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It's like someone took the idea of useless father's day gifts and weaponized it.

I particularly love the random knife blade like a stupid horn sticking out of the adjustable wrench.

 

[ihateminimumwage]

That makes me think of the dog creatures in John Carpenter's "The Thing". Trying to imitate something real, but a mess of parts while trying to transform into a convincing "thing"

Sorry, my inner horror movie nerd is showing.

 

[BDT/NWMN]

that thing ain't going anywhere near my "pocket"

 

[dacan23]

I think you identified an untapped market of "weaponizing" ordinary tools.

I think this was going to be a hot seller at Sharper Image before they went bankrupt.

 

[Ditchdigger]

For kids!

 

[jeejay]

Can't be crappy, it's stainless... get it?

 

[bert1913]

for kids!

"if i find a penny"