New TSA logo

[thumper1]

These signs going up in all airports?

 

[Scout Driver]

Scott

 

[padronanniversary]

that is great.

 

[jkeyser14]

I got 3d scanned and then still felt up 3 times in the last week and a half. The scanners are POS's and the whole process *****. I'm all for added security but I don't understand the point of the scanners if they still need to jingle your bells afterwords.

 

[NUTTSGT]

ha ha ha that is funny.

 

[SpeedCoach]

LOL - good stuff

 

[padronanniversary]

I have the same issue, get scanned and they still feel me up. So I've been opting out of the scanner to make a point. I'm half tempted to just undress there to see if that would speed things up.

 

[ImportTuner]

Good one ...

 

[nehog]

... I don't understand the point of the scanners if they still need to jingle your bells afterwords.

Then you don't understand why those (people?) work for the TSA.

I'll opt for the female groping as I'm not gay and don't want a dude who's not a doctor feeling me up.

 

[Cosmop]

Nice subtle ****** reference too

 

[bchee]

Do they at least buy you dinner after?

 

[LAROKE]

 

[Shadowdog500]

Im waiting for saturday night live to do a comedy skit on some pervert getting a job at the TSA just to ***** people and see them naked.

[UPDATE] The TSA security checkpoint at Indy actually had the above cartoon as thier screen saver. I guess the proposed SNL skit may not be that far off.

Chris

 

[Krokodil]

This is sick!

 

[ct71rr]

Im waiting for saturday night live to do a comedy skit on some pervert getting a job at the TSA to ***** people and see them naked.

Chris

They already did one years ago with Sharon Stone...pretty funny.

Shouldn't we be looking for people and not things at security checkpoints?!

 

[ZeroSignal]

Is it me or all TSA people look like they should be working at walmart?

 

[jay50]

Is it me or all TSA people look like they should be working at walmart?

That's where TSA recruited them from.....

 

[Shadowdog500]

SNL just did a skit that ends with the tagline "TSA, it's our business to touch yours!!!"

They played it up like it was a commercial to entice perverts to go to the airport to get felt up by agents. The added excitement is you never know which agent will feel you up.

Very Funny.

 

[smedly]

44 Ways to Say TSA: What do the initials "TSA" really stand for?

 

[DanCo]

Hey atleast the reach-around is free, the soda on the flight is $5. Just do this; when you get to the first checkpoint, take off the shoes/socks, drop your pants and point to the person of your choosing and yell out "Hey I want YOU to check under my sack for a bomb!"

 

[swharris]

LOL. All the "make me more safe" "terror alert" supporters of the security industrial complex are getting what they deserve.

I hardly fly much anymore. Will be lol'ing when the cavity searches begin...haha.

 

[Jack Olsen]

Why is there a thread about airport security screening in a garage forum?

 

[Shadowdog500]

Why is there a thread about airport security screening in a garage forum?

It seems like this section has become a catch all for some instead of free parking. In the last day alone we talked about the TSA, soda bottle bombs, and spell checking / using proper grammar in your posts. Don't really bother me but technically i believe all of these non garage related threads should be in free parking. Unless it became a problem, I would probably leave it alone, but that is the moderators call, not mine. (Hope my grammar was proper, but this post was from my phone, and I'm happy just to be able to post.)

Chris

Posted from my IPhone 4, complete with word changing technology.

 

[Harleyguy]

I am thinking of just wearing a clear plastic suit