ok, this one is really weird

[tolken4]

Burn it down! It ain't worth your life man! It just ain't worth it.

Better yet, get some laws on the books to outlaw sheds.


How many tragic shed rat,snake, scary thingy deaths do we have to have on this board before we act???

 

[nmk_61802]

Get yourself a live trap and trap/ dispose of the possum

Get some rat traps and dispose of the rats

The snake will move on once the rats are gone and you start using the shed.

Unless the snakes are of the venemous varity nothing you have listed will bother you.

 

[P0234]

We all got **** we're scared of. How many of you big brave men would go into Walgreens or CVS and buy tampons and a feminine douche kit for the significant other?? You can't hide it under anything else and you can't wait until you're the only person checking out. Some of you might do it, but it'll take a gut check to actually go through with it.

Gimmie a break I'll buy that, some depends and preparation H and own it.

Key is to add duct tape to the mix.

 

[bams50]

I have zero problem buying feminine products for the missus. Done it plenty of times. I did wince this summer when I went to the drug store to get something for jock itch and, having never bought anything like that before, I had to ask the pharmacist. Of course, it was a hot young girl. So yeah, I squirmed a little then...

I did manage to ask for jock itch products instead of saying "Hey, my balls itch". But she didn't just point me there, she described the various products and how to best use them. I also resisted asking her to install the product. Or let her notice my semi as we talked about it.

 

[NASTYZEN]

Duct Tape of course!

 

[mdkingsley]

Rat killin, now that is some good old fashion family fun. Killed thousands of them in our dairy barn. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah getting in your shed, just go in the daytime and take a stick, or a shotgun, and a friend to call more friends or 911.

 

[Racecarl]

I don't know where Grand Bay is but if it gets to freezing or below snakes will not be an issue. Insects should also not be a problem. Possums can be knocked in the head with a bat or piece of pipe. Skunks require fast feet, but usually if you make enough racket and don't go into the shed fast, they have time to leave via exit #2.

If there are lots of rats or mice around, be aware of hanta virus. Pretty nasty stuff--just to a google search for precautions

 

[ddawg16]

I've bought 'feminin' products for my wife....and she picks up my 'little blue pills'....(self serving reasons)

Of all the posts....this has to be one of the funniest......

 

[Lippyp]

I think the number two shovel Jeeves............... Should deal with pretty much anything in there, ain't much that can survive a well placed whack with a good hefty shovel, preferably long handled for better leverage and you can always give the edge a good sharpen first for extra fighting ability. (Mind you I say take this under advisement as I have no idea what a possumm actually is, for all I know it could be something six foot and related to bigfoot)

 

[bams50]

I have no idea what a possumm actually is, for all I know it could be something six foot and related to bigfoot

Possums are an ugly, mean, worthless little freak, with sharp teeth and a bad attitude. About the size of a household cat, they get pissed if you walk in on them, hissing and snapping. Hate 'em. Here's one:

 

[crazytrain]

I think you should just go get what you need, If you don't bother them they wont bother you. After you get what you need out set that $&%*#@ on fire and buy a new shed to replace it.

 

[b7labelle]

^^^^^
That is a damn funny picture.

1. Buy an assault rifle.
2. Buy a large capacity clip for said assault rifle.
3. Enter shed and show everything in shed who is the boss.
4. Kill anything that doesn't recognize your boss status.
5. Retrieve the needed item.

That easy.

I volunteer to help if this approach is taken. You always should have backup when dealing with rats.

Can we get a floor plan or pictures? I think we can crowd source a plan here. When you do go in, please record and post to youtube for our benefit.

 

[bgott]

The snakes might be interesting, what kind do you have around your area? The possum aint ****, they are slow and easy to catch. When he starts hissing and trying to scare you off just reach around him and pick him up by the tail. Take him over to the neighbor's and stick him in their trash can.

 

[mdbeck1]

The snakes might be interesting, what kind do you have around your area? The possum aint ****, they are slow and easy to catch. When he starts hissing and trying to scare you off just reach around him and pick him up by the tail. Take him over to the neighbor's and stick him in their cat door.

Fixed it for you...

...unless of course you LIKE your neighbors.

 

[brownbagg]

grand bay is on the gulf of mexico at the alabama/mississippi line

 

[Scrambler]

What is it that is so important in this shed full of little scary things? You still haven't told us. I'm working on a plan as we speak, but I need to know what it is that you are going in after. Will it take two guys to drag it out? Maybe three men and a boy! This is an important part of the retrieval plan. Please let us know!

 

[MoparTrucks]

Gimmie a break I'll buy that, some depends and preparation H and own it.

Key is to add duct tape to the mix.

Good point. I will say though that this last summer my wifes grandmother (93) and my neice (29 and very attractive) came to visit and she went to the store with me to get some things for grandma. My niece is from the west coast and dresses very differently from what you see around here (read that as provocatively) and when we were standing in line a a local grocery she was holding my arm (I am an old grey haired guy with a long grey beard) and on the check out counter we had a box of depends for granny, a lacy bra and can of feminine hygiene spray, a bottle of Early Times bourbon (mine) and right when we got to the checkout lady my niece turned to me and asked if I would buy her some candy. Everyone kind of stared at me like I was an old pervert and I wanted to crawl under the counter.

As for the OPs shed, just go in and get what you need and make sure you take a leak before you do it because it sounds like if a snake or something slithers out from under something you might lose control.

 

[scab]

If he pisses himself out of fear then he might be in need of some depends. And, if that's the case, I hope he isn't too scared to go to the store and buy them.

 

[Hotrod barn]

I am hurting laughing so hard.
Try this, set out some food get 22semi. And wait for some fun.shoot the hell out of them critters.

 

[jrlp]

We all got **** we're scared of. How many of you big brave men would go into Walgreens or CVS and buy tampons and a feminine douche kit for the significant other?? You can't hide it under anything else and you can't wait until you're the only person checking out. Some of you might do it, but it'll take a gut check to actually go through with it.

Hmm,

I have no problems doing that. I've always thought "it's my ****** I need to take care of it".

As far as the shed, take a bright flash light, wear boots, and take a machete. If you want to be extra careful, wear a long sleeve work shirt, a hat backwards to protect the back of your neck, with the collar up, and safety glasses.

I wear tinted safety glasses all day everyday, had great luck with nemesis brand and the rearing horse one as well. They're tinted enough to drive all day comfortably and at 8 bucks a pop have a few spare in the truck.

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[ford guy]

Hire me!
I'll bring my assault rifle...

 

[HSpencer]

Since Seal Team Six is busy, we do it ourselves.
1. Aerial Recon of shed. Plotting avenues of approach.
2. Prepare risk analysis.
3. Send in an advance party to secure the area.
4. First Team rappels from Apache One, lands on roof.
5. Second Team advances from wooded area, under cover of darkness.
6. Team three, dressed as non-combatants create a diversion just in hearing range of building.
7. In timed activation, First Team cuts hole in roof, drops through to floor, opening fire on anything that moves. Second Team rams door and enters with response from First Team that building is cleared and any captives are secured. Team three (non-combatants) assume role of prisoner handlers.
8. Prisoners still alive are taken to local FEMA camp.
9. Donning MOPP4 suits and masks, First Team searches building for desired property of the OP. After location of desired items the building is subsequently burned to the ground.
10. All participants meet at ground zero and file an After Action Report.

 

[Lippyp]

Possums are an ugly, mean, worthless little freak, with sharp teeth and a bad attitude. About the size of a household cat, they get pissed if you walk in on them, hissing and snapping. Hate 'em. Here's one:

OK, you might need a Number 3 shovel for those then. Oh and don't forget to tie some string around the bottom of your pants to stop anything running up the inside of them. (Proper country style, that)

I used to rent a barn with a friend to work on cars in, it was right next to a huge grain store and the rats were ****** huge and very well fed. We used to spend the odd spare hour scaring them out of old piles of straw around our barn and whacking them with a shovel as we had no firearms. In the end we got fed up with them coming up inside the barn so we plugged as many ratholes as we could find, shoved a hosepipe up the exhaust of one of the cars, fed it down a hole and gassed the buggers, left it running for an hour or two, it was amazing how many places the fumes came up from!

 

[bad_idea]

I suggest you assault this shed quickly before the govt comes knocking looking for the assault rifle. Another request for a youtube video of said assault.

 

[mdkingsley]

I will be forguys appretice.