No way. Doesn't like the cream?! Should have made it combine two halves with cream on each one, make a double stuffed... Or, even a double double stuffed. Then dunk it in milk so you don't get your fingers wet.
My wife-in-training will disassemble a multitude of double-stuffed oreos, and build several oreos that are mostly cream. One of these days, I'm going to build her an oreo that has the cream from the rest of the package in between it's blackish-brown cookies.
That guy wasted to much time, all he needs is about 3 kids, that is what they do just to get the cream and drop the rest on the couch/floor for the dog to clean up. LOL