I'd recommend a little de-caf . . . . wow!
All I'm interested is COMPANY NAME that built the 52' x 60' feet pole barn complete with steel siding, 16'x12' roll-up doors at both ends, etc. that you say was done for $27K . . . . simple.
Company Name please of barn builder??
Well before you started shooting off your **********, why didn't you ask what the company name was? As soon as I hear from him I be sure you're the very first to know. I let everyone know that the name of the company will be forthcoming and I won't be able to let them in on it until you hear it first. ****, I'll even call you on the phone if you want me to. We'll make this a huge event to announce it. Maybe we can get some balloons, and some clowns, and some horses. Horses would be great wouldn't it. We'll put a wagon behind them that they can pull, and we'll have a pretty girl in the wagon dressed in a glittery dress, with clowns running along the side of the wagon, and when we get close, you'll see the envelope that she's holding in her little petite hands, and by God, inside the envelope I'll have her write the name of the company on a card. When she opens it, the music will start playing then start getting quiet but you'll hear a drum roll. At frst it sounds like it's off in the distance, but it starts getting louder and louder, but not all at once because I really want to make this special for you. You'll hear the drum roll, just a little louder and a little faster. Goddammit, this is going to be so damn spectacular, you'll **** your pant in anticipation. Then slowly she raises her hands and you'll see her open that envelope. And just as soon as she opens it, balloons, lots of balloons, and confetti, lots and lots of confetti come falling from the rafters, but don't look up because if you do, you might get a piece of confetti in your eye. I had that happen one time at a football game. We were winning, well not really winning because we were tied. But as soon as we made a touchdown people started yelling, and they had horns that were honking, and some were throwing confetti off of the bleachers. I was walking under the bleachers and looked up and that's when it hit. Right in the eye. I just about **** right there on the spot. I couldn't see. And you know...**** rhymes with hit. I just about **** when I got hit, in the eye with confetti on our way to go eat spaghetti. See, you didn't even think that anything rhymed with confetti did you? Not to many words will. Spaghetti might be the only word that does. Nothing rhymes with "orange" though. People have tried but it just didn't sound right. They started thinking about some words to rhyme with orange, so they started singing, "orange, orange bo borange, but it just didn't sound as good as banana. With banana, you really can get to going with something like banana, banana, fo fanna, Anna anna bo banna, banana fanna fo fanna, me my mo manna ANNA!!!!!!!!! Man that's some cool **** right there ain't it.
Anyways, there CNG, by God we'll sing the hell out of the song when Anna Anna Fo Fanna opens the envelope with the name of the company. The music and the balloons will ring from the rafters. And you'll have to be right beside Anna. I had an Aunt named Anna, but we never did sing the Anna Banana fo fanna me my mo manna Anna song to her. You know why? I couldn't remember the words. We tried once though and she said she liked it, but I know she really didn't because my Uncle told me later she didn't like it. But it went something like this....Anna anna bo banna, banana fanna fo fanna, me my mo manna..Anna. Then we would say it again....Anna anna bo banna, banana fanna fo fanna, me my mo manna..Anna. Then one of my friends got screwed up and it came something like Anna Anna fo rama, fleas flight fo bana, banana rama go santa, go santa, g_o_santa (that's slow motion talk right there) and after he said go santa about four times then he started singing on Dasher, On Dancer, On Donner on Vixen. Was it Vixen or Blitzen? Well hell, we can finish the song. Check this out Vixen Vixen bo Blitzen, Banana Rama for Anna, she shopped for a banana Anna and hold on to your *** because HERE WE GO.............Anna anna bo banna, banana fanna fo fanna, me my mo manna..Anna Shirley
Shirley, Shirley bo birley
Bonana fanna fo firley
Fee fie mo mirley, Shirley
Lincoln
Lincoln, Lincoln bo bincoln
Bonana fanna fo fincoln
Fee fie mo mincoln, Lincoln
Come on everybody
I say now let's play a game
I bet you I can make a rhyme
Out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo
Add a B then I say the name
And Bonana fanna and a fo
And then I say the name again
With an F very plain
And a fee fie and a mo
And then I say the name
Again with an M this time
And there isn't any name
That I can't rhyme
Arnold
Arnold, Arnold bo barnold
Bonana fanna fo farnold
Fee fie mo marnold, Arnold
But if the first two letters
Are ever the same
I drop them both
And say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B's, Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F's, Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M's, Mo ary
That's the only rule that is contrary
Okay, now say Bo (bo)
Now Tony with a B (bony)
Then Bonana fanna fo (bonana fanna fo)
Then you say the name again
With an F very plain (fony)
Then a fee fie and a mo (fee fie mo)
Then you say the name again
With an M this time (mony)
And there isn't any name
That you can't rhyme
Everybody do Tony
Tony, Tony, bo bony
Banana fana fo fony
Fee fie mo mony, Tony
Pretty good, let's do Billy
Billy, Billy, bo illy
Banana fana fo filly
Fee fie mo milly, Billy
Very good, let's do Marsha
Marsha, Marsha, bo barsha
Bana fana fo farsha
Fee fie mo arsha, Marsha
A little trick with Nick
Nick, Nick, bo bick
Banana fana fo fick
Fee mie mo mick, Nick
Why the hell would I post a ******** question like that? It's a buddies garage, not mine, and what the hell would I GAIN by posting a ******** question. Jeezus Christ, I'll go up this weekend with my tape measure and take some pictures.
