@Wubicon - I could not agree more. I am in exactly same boat, came to forum to look for advice and found your thread.
My needs are similar. Some small clean up of stuff around the house and maybe wash the car if I'm not too lazy.
Easy path is to get something from HF, Lowes, or HD.
What bugs the heck out of me is that neither Lowes or HD have anything unboxed so you can look at design, assess quality (ie. is something plastic or copper, etc. ). I haven't been to HF to look at pressure washers but typically you can at least see the item out of a box there.
Lowes only carriers Greenworks in the store here and that's a red flag for me. That means whoever Greenworks is cut some deal with Lowes to be exclusive and that typically means Lowes is getting a better margin on those units in exchange for the exclusivity - which means they are probably cheaper built as they still have to be ~ price comparable to brand names at HD. The reviews online for Greenworks at Lowes are, as you say, every other one bad. Obviously this doesn't mean every other unit is bad, just that there is a higher failure rate than typical/normal for stuff like this. People usually only write reviews if they are motivated by either a bad or really good experience. So - Greenworks is off my list.
At HD - I was also thinking about the Ryobi 2500 PSI model. Helping me feel better was a review by the NYT which ranked it highest. What hurts is going online and looking at the reviews - 4 out of 10 of the most recent reviews were complaining it failed immediately....
I'll look at HF and see about the equivalent model next.