Pronouncing Knipex

[Trucky]

When I moved to Berlin I went to a bakery, and said to the lady behind the counter: " I would like to have a Berliner"

She looks at me and smiles and said: " Well, me too!"

I didn't get it first until I found out that a Berliner is not a Berliner in Berlin, but a Pfannkuchen.
A Berliner is just a man who lives in Berlin

Hahahaha. That's great.

 

[BQuicksilver]

I've always said NIPE-ex, and I'm not going to stop.

Yeah, I know it's not right, but that's how it's pronounced here.

 

[Greatbear]

I sure hope that someone ka-nips this in the bud, and soon.

 

[jvitez]

Wee-Haa I'm having a K-nie-pex over my kn-ew Knn-aaack yob vox...kuntil I buksted my knee trying to find a shrubbery for some knights!

Hand me those superbly made finely engineered pliers, oh Knights who til recently said Ni.

Darn. How am I not going to say nee-pex in my head every I pick one up?

Ni! Ni! Ni!

Und, ein nicht verstehen der Deutsch.