If it was that easy, then gas with 10% ethanol would never go bad. 2 cycle gas mixed with oil would never go bad. And you wouldn't need to buy a product like Stabil, you could just buy a gallon of naptha for a few bucks and have a lifetime supply!

It's not that easy. Alcohol does nothing to "remove" moisture from your gas tank. All it does is allow the moisture to mix with the gas and thus easier to pull out of the tank and burn.
The fact is, I could go to the pharmacy and buy a $1 bottle of rubbing alcohol, put it in a fancy bottle and call it a fuel additive, charge $7 for it, and people would rave about it!