I like it, very nicely done, and it reminded me of this jewel from Best of CL
Harley rider pre-ride check off list:
1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache i keep mine trimmed
2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the �Live to ride�ride to live� statement on gas tank lid. my bike aint a fashion statement
3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider hm i tip the scales about 200
4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed. i have broken down before
5. Look in mirror and perfect the �I�m a bad *** ************� harley riding scowl. what mirror? i just may be a badass ************,
6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance. even my daughter didnt like tassles
7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability) flashers? i dont even run turn signals, never have
8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving my bike dont need unnnessesary revving
9. Leather pants guess you've never slid down the street on your ***
10. Gloves keeps down the vibrations
11. Wrap around sunglasses i wear contacts, keeps the wind out of myeyes
12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real badasses). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandana over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary----ooooh!
ya got me here, i do have a german style helmet, i'm guessing you have never been on a bike in cold weather, i also sometimes wear a fullface simpson bandit when it's cold
13. CAT work boots (new) steel toe engineer, or whatever i happen to have on at the time
14. Leather vest with some �chapter� like: North chapter of pig ******* obese attention ***** douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.
colors that aint earned, aint worth wearing
15. HD t-shirt (of course). Because everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at. i stopped buyin dealer shirts when they went to $15
16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear.
some do..........my harley makes it's power down low in the rpm range
17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough. you couldnt catch me near a starbucks
18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.
i have many friends who ride harleys, some are profilers, some not i ride alone for a reason
19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool
sorry dont smoke
20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.
i dont drink before i ride, i have been known to stop for a refreshing beverage at times
21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of **** down the road.
