Son of Dogbone?

[four.cycle]

"...if it were made by say snap on or armstrong, we would all prolly own one or two..."

I was thinking just before I read your post "If it had a bright green handle and said "Snap-on" they'd be showing up in the "Show us your new tools" thread tomorrow morning.

Okay, but seriously: this is a joke, right? You're just kidding, yes?