Spoof tool names.

[ZRX61]

Have we already done this?

If not, I'll start off with the Ovary Snatcher...

 

[quattroJoe]

Booger picker

 

[JMLangford]

Extra stubborn booger puller....will also work on stubborn ovaries too!

 

[Filson]

Precision micro-adjustment tool.

Or less comically, and more commonly called a "persuader".

 

[Ruger_556]

Precision micro-adjustment tool.

Or less comically, and more commonly called a "persuader".

Whack-o-meter

 

[rednotch]

BFH is more like it around here.

 

[bluebolt]

The El Brutus aircraft screw extractor was more often known as a Johnson bar or a donkey d++k n the Air Force.

 

[Karl_B]

Prybar or Chisel.

 

[BirdMobile]

Bolt Head Corner Rounder:

 

[Ruger_556]

Prybar or Chisel.

Or punch, or scraper, or solenoid bypass tool

 

[WhiskeyTangoFox]

Kentucky go-fasters

 

[jakemac]

The Universal Key, or THE BIG RED KEY.

 

[ddawg16]

The Universal Key, or THE BIG RED KEY.

No, that is called a "Master Key"

 

[plinker]

Adjustable wrench is an "any wrench"

 

[pmangelos]

Victor Wrench

 

[Rural53]

Blue spanner

 

[Rural53]

The Universal Key, or THE BIG RED KEY.

We used to carry those as our master key, now we carry one of these with a cut off disc.

 

[Rural53]

Adjustable metric nut f$%kers, also available in imperial sizes.

 

[DWise]

Victor Wrench

We always called these a Smoke Wrench.

 

[Rural53]

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Stilsons, no matter who made it.

 

[coljar]

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The bar leaning against that belt guard is what we call "the micro-adjuster".

 

[magnumdeke]

Precision micro-adjustment tool.

Or less comically, and more commonly called a "persuader".

"Trim Hammer"

 

[OutsideMachinist]

Adjustable metric nut f$%kers, also available in imperial sizes.

Carolina Socket Set

 

[tymbo]

Hot wrench

 

[aka Larry]

A.K.A. "Hammers".

 

[iajonesy]

The Universal Key, or THE BIG RED KEY.

We call them "idiot scissors"

Mike

 

[Addrock]

Victor Wrench

Hot wrench

Fire wrench

 

[BDT/NWMN]

I have a some power tools by Blackened Pecker..

 

[XKWISIT1]

Multi angle swing press

 

[rr1963]

We always called these a Smoke Wrench.

We knew these as Mexican Socket Wrench.

 

[rr1963]

We always called these a Smoke Wrench.

The Crescent aka Mexican Socket Wrench/set. I guess the name was based on your region.

 

[-Brent-]

Precision micro-adjustment tool.

Or less comically, and more commonly called a "persuader".

I'm pretty sure that's a "percussion tuner."

 

[Duct Tape Man]

At the risk of annoying the PC police, I remind those reading that I didn't come up with this spoof name, I've heard it many times in the past 20 years:




Mexican backhoe

 

[PRND3L]

I have a some power tools by Blackened Pecker..

I've got a bunch of Crapsman hand tools.

 

[BirdMobile]

Snap-Off for me.

 

[Lippyp]

My rubber mallet goes by the name Madame Zaza the rubber persuader. That big hammer over here is also known as a "Manchester spanner"

 

[crerus75]

Snap-Off for me.

Or ********. Sometimes ****** On if they really piss you off.

 

[justme-]

Adjustable metric nut f$%kers, also available in imperial sizes.

I call these a "Fits-all" as does another mechanic I work with.
Always call a torch a hot wrench, and yes been calling pipe wrenches Stillson wrenches since I was a kid since that's what the ol'man called em.

2-4lb sledge is a 'course adjustment tool' with a smaller hammer being a 'fine adjustment tool'

 

[slyonedoofy]

"Trim Hammer"

http://meetingking.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sledgehammer.jpg

That's a finish hammer.

 

[merbie]

I thought the adjustable was the West Virginia fix all?


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