test

[i8tokyo]

I had this dream. My belly button was a Phillips head screw, and I'm workin' unscrewin' it, and when I get it unscrewed, my ***** falls off. You know, I-I-I pick it up, and I'm holdin' it, and I'm runnin' around, lookin' for the guy who used to work on my Lincoln when I drove Lincoln so he can put it back on. And, you know, I'm holdin' it up, and this bird swoops down and grabs it in its beak and flies off with it

 

[i8tokyo]

Oh thank god it didn't happen. this was only a test

 

[i8tokyo]

if this had been an emergeny well just die