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The Mechanically Declined.....

adam728

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If the remote on my wife's Passat dies you have to take a little plastic key out of the remote fob, pry a cover off the door handle to get to the key hole, then open the door. That's right, there's no exposed key hole on the car.

I've owned 7 vehicles now, not one of them has had power windows, locks, or keyless entry. Heck, less than half have had AC.
 
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My wife who is the most mechanically disinclined person in the world bested me twice today. Digging dirt for a new brick sidewalk using a sod cutter to loosen the dirt after I got the grass out. She says "a rototiller would sure work better". She was right.

Called me down because of a flood in the basement. Had us both scratching our heads. I couldn't figure out where the water was coming from. I go back to digging dirt with the cursed sod cutter. She comes up and says she figured it out. She put the A/C condensate drain line back on the furnace. Apparently I never put it back on after doing some work in the basement over the winter. Doh!
 

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I worked at a welding shop when i was 16 and the son in law of the owner was changing oil in his new goldwing one sat as my buddy rode up on our harleys to weld a bracket on my buddys scooter, got off our bikes just in time to see his gw cough black smoke and die. I ask him looking down at the empty case of oil how many qts in had put in it he beamed with pride that the manual said to fill it up to site gauge.I pulled spark plug and oil run out we drained oil cleaned plugs it fried up so he hadn't hurt it.

Same shop had a mercedes flatbed truck that i put a new starter ,battery and selanod on it that was $800 same guy took it to make a delivery ran out of fuel and used starter to pull the truck up a freeway ramp to station then told his father in law that i had messed the truck up my boss didn't belive him after i showed the melted battery cable.
 

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My wife has a '96 Toyota Avalon. The air conditioner was blowing the fuse every so often, and after much trouble shooting I could never find the cause. Really intermittant which made running down the cause very hard. Come to find out she was storing coins in the convieniance electrical outlet (has a cover on it so I didn't see this right away). So as the coins jiggled around in the socket, they would sometimes short it out and it was on the same fuse as the AC. Sigh...............
 

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One more I just remembered,

My first car was a 1972 K5 Blazer which I proudly drove around with the top off and windows down most of the time. One day I'm working on the door and have the interior panel off. My girlfriend comes by and stares forever and what I'm doing. This was unusual so I commented if something was wrong. She said, "I'm just trying to figure out why there's glass in the door." She did feel a bit stupid when I explained that the window handle doesn't actually make the window disappear, it just lowers it into the door. Inceidentally same girlfriend commented on a hotel balcony in California that it was unfortunate we'd missed the sunset and maybe we could get up in the morning and catch the sunrise. Oh and she now has a master's degree in physical therapy.
 

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Show up at my buddies house one day and his brother is there with the hood up and radiator out on a mid 80's chevy 3/4 ton. Ask him whats up and his response was that he thought the timing chain finally "went". He spends a day and half replacing it but says he didnt see anything wrong with it. Apparently this "repair" stemmed from a crank no start issue. So he puts the whole truck back together and it still just cranks away. I can't remember which one of us found the problem but it was a two gas tank truck and the switch had stuck in between tanks. Yep all that and he was just "out of gas". hit the switch, crank, start... He didnt show his face there for weeks after that.
 

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My dad tells me the story about an old guy who came in to the shop for an oil change on his 'new' car. This was an old Olds that had the canister style oil filters. When the mechanic tried to remove the filter it was just stuck - no amount of prying or pulling could get it out.

As it turns out, the guy had owned the car for something like three years and this was his first oil change - so the oil was so gummed up there was no getting that filter out. When they asked him why he waited so long he proclaimed it was because he hadn't driven the car 3,000 miles yet - and the book told him to change the oil ever 3,000 miles. I guess this was the car he drove to church once a week and that was about it so the car didn't get much use.

They had to replace the entire housing along with the filter... who knows what impact it had on the engine when the oil was as thick as cold roofing tar.
 

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Inceidentally same girlfriend commented on a hotel balcony in California that it was unfortunate we'd missed the sunset and maybe we could get up in the morning and catch the sunrise. Oh and she now has a master's degree in physical therapy.


Friend of mine talking about the sun...

My dad: So where does the sun rise?

Friend: In the east!

My dad: so where does it set?

Friend: (points to the East) Over there..
 

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LOL, perhaps what gets me the most is when people put the wrong fuel in equitment. I seriously think my sister should of been born blonde after not seeing the big label on the kubota RTV(witch was there when we got it) thats sais "Diesel fuel only", she puts gas in it.

We have the following fuels

-Diesel for onroad use
-Diesel for offroad use
-Kerosene
-Gas unleaded
-Gas an oil mix

None of that takes a rocket scientest. Ime not gonna try to explain the concept of what types of oils, hydrulic fluids,grease, etc to her.
 

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Replaced the chain on my bike 2 weeks ago. Managed to get a coolant line underneath the front sprocket cover and didn't realize it. Walked out of the store and saw that the bike had "marked it's territory" with coolant in the parking space underneath the bike. Limp the bike home so it wouldn't overheat and pull the hose off. Ran down to the local Advance Auto Parts to get a new hose, and as I turned the first corner I heard a huge crash from behind my truck. Turns out I had managed to also forget that I left my tailgate down and my toolbox open and sitting on the tailgate. Took me about 20 minutes to pick up every tool that went rolling down the road and into people's yards.
 

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The oil light came on in my sister's old car so she went down the cellar and found some used motor oil, not only poured it into the dipstick tube but the transmission fluid tube! :dunno:
 

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It was along time ago I was doing an oil change on a sherriffs car , well didnt know any better and didnt wipe off the filter mounting surface, left the old gasket on and put on the new filter , that was exciting when we started it

I have aslo checked the oil in my pickup , saw it needed some oil, added some , closed the hood, started it and drove away , few days later went to check the oil again dipstick was hanging half way out of the tube, I never checked it again and forgot to push the dipstick all the way back in, lost no oil

A ******* I knew in high school told me his brother just had the engine in his mustang balanced and blueprinted, then he told me when you rev the engine it doesnt torque over to the side anymore it pushes the front end towards the ground because it was balanced, I still wonder to this day if he really believes thats actually possiable
 

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Was in a brake shop in the SFV one day & happened to notice a Chevy oil pan leaning against the wall by the front door. Looked like some maniac had attacked it with an ice pick AND a ballpein...
Asked the guy working there what the story was....

Turns out the owner was building up a new engine, spent thousands of $$$, ARP hardware through out the engine etc...


Lost the nuts for the conrod caps....


So he bought some more from one of the bins at Home Depot.... Fragged the entire lower end....
 

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We were vacationing in Portugal and stopped to fill up with gas in preparation for our return trip home. After paying we didn't make it out of the parking lot before the car died. I spent a few minutes checking fuses and looked under the hood for anything obvious while the family mills around.

Finally, my wife comes back to the car and asks if putting diesel in the tank would cause the vehicle to stall.

I said, "Yes, but why do you ask?"

"Well, all the gas pumps except the one you used are marked, and all the black nozzles like the one you used are marked 'gasóleo' and the green nozzles are marked 'gasolina'."

:shocking:

Well...there aren't any repair shops open on Sundays, so my little gaffe cost me another night's accommodation and meals, 60 Euro to have the tank drained (no refund on the diesel, BTW) and another who-remembers-how-much to refill the tank with gasolina!
 

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Helped out a buddy with his 88 Land Cruiser yesterday...he was complaining about lack of power and mentioned he hadn't changed the spark plugs in three years. I had to get them out with a 18" flex head 1/2" drive ratchet, and they had 1/4" of white **** on the electrodes. Good thing I had a SK 1/2" drive 13/16 spark plug socket around.

I also pulled off a dead Ramsey winch off his custom front bumper with stuck motor that hadn't work in five years.

As I was swapping out the plugs, and swearing as I went, he was polishing engine pieces with simple green and paper towels:)

Some folks should buy new and trade every 36 months.

Howard
 

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My Dad was a truck driver and one morning one of the tractors wouldn't start in the yard. The boss told my Dad to hook up a chain to the dead tractor and give the guy a pull to start the tractor. He hooked up the chain, pulled the tractor over to the access road and was ready to make a right turn so he could pull the guy down the road and start the tractor. He looks to his left and the guy in the tractor has steered up next to him and the chain between the two tractors is horizontal. My Dad asks him what he's doing and he replies, I don't want to turn right...
 

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Back in the UK a friend of mine worked on a local farm. One winter morning he couldn't get the tractor to start out in the field so he decided to 'warm the oil".

Put a bale of straw under the engine & lit it on fire, burnt the tractor down to the wheel rims...

Promptly awarded the *DCM*










"Don't Come Monday"
 

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Just remembered one! My son-inlaw had a Ford F-150 and decided to put new brakes on the front. So he went bought new pads and rotors and put it all together. they live about 20 miles from me. My daughter called and asked if I had time to look at the brakes as they were making a funny noise. I offered to go over and check but she insisted on driving to my house. So they pull in the driveway and all I could hear is this loud scraping grinding noise. Pull the truck in the garage, jack it up and spin a tire it its grinding and very wobbly. Pull the tire and the "Hubbed Rotor" off, the outer bearing looked nice well greased... pulled the rotor off to check the inner bearing and there wasnt one on either rotor. No race's no bearings no seals!!!! funny part is the rotors werent badly damaged and we were able to use them of course with inner bearings now installed!!
 
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Got another!
Neighbor calls my wife and said her car broke down! I jump in my truck she was about 3 miles away so I grabbed my tow strap just in case. I got there and had her turn it over it turned over but was popping and backfiring thru the carb. Pulled the air filter off and gas was shooting out of the carb when it was turned over! I told her the timing chain had jumped. Towed the car home and told her I could fix it over the weekend. Well that night I was over their house having a few beers with her husband (we were good friends) Any ways her brother inlaw lived right beside them and was a Diesel Mech. and had voulunteered to fix it for her for a small fee. (I was going to do it for free she just needed to wait til the weekend). Well we're in their talking and about 3 hours had gone by, her brother inlaw walked in the house and announced that yes the Timing Belt had probably juumped. Now to this point all his work was diagnostic's nothing had been removed. 3 hours to determine what I had said within a MINUTE. So he spent the next 2 nights replacing the Chain. Gets it all buttoned up and she takes it out to see how it runs and the Harmonic Damper shot off the crank and through the radiator. So new Harmonic damper,New Radiator, New Timing Chain and had to pay him for his time. I ended up installing the radiator and Harmonic Balancer on the weekend cause her husband didnt want it broke up even more! About a month later I rebuilt the carb and did a performance Tune up on it. Mike told me the car had never ran that good when I was done, the next day he was enjoying his new found performance and wrapped it around a tree!! It was a 1969 GTO Convertible.A beautiful car destroyed!!! :?(
 
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Back in high school at worked at dads gas station. A girl I know comes in and says she needs to top off her oil. I offer to do it and she says no thanks I can do it. I get back to work with the cars coming in and out and she pours in the oil. This goes on for a while so I go and check on her and she states it just keeps taking oil but still not full. As the earlier posted said, she was looking in the oil fill hole in the valve cover for it to come to the top. I had to drop the oil plug right there and drain out about 2 gallons of oil from her tiny car that maxed at 3 litres.
 

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One more! Same guy with the GTO. Bought a 1970 something Harley Electra-Glide. A fixer-upper. Wiring was all messed up so we spend a day getting everything working on it and running good! He then sent it to his brother who was a painter. Got it back with a beautiful paint job. He wanted to ride it but didnt have the key to it yet. So him and his Broter-inlaw (another one) hot wired it. Oh yeah let me say Mike had a minor drinking problem. Ok a MAJOR problem. So he jumps on the bike in the dark with no lights and wasted drunk! He got about 1 mile down a perfectly straight road that makes a 90 degree right turn he missed the turn and shot thru a ditch and into a large Pine tree. Totalled another one!

He also totalled a Road Runner Drag car no lights no signals... into a tree one night driving it home from the track after they had been kicked out no time to hook it to the towbar. Spent quite a few hours driving around looking for him that night! Finally found him when a cop who was giving me a ticket for speeding said he just heard that a Road Runner was in an accident right off or RT 214!! And yes i made Mike pay my speeding ticket!
 

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OH OH 1 More!!!
Same Guy Mike with the Mangled Harley, GTO & Road Runner. This time we went to his sisters house and her husband was working on his Camaro drag car. There were 5 guys standing aroung trying to get their newly installed 427 fired up. Well Im a Ford guy but took a look at it anyways. They didnt have the distributor in correctly or the plug wires placed correctly. So I reset the Distributor and rearranged the wires. just AS we get ready to fire it A guy pulls up in a sweet looking 69 Big Block Chevelle. Well evidently this was "MR CHEVY" himself. So he walks up looks at a few things on the engine (doesnt do anything just looked at it) and said everything looked good "Fire it up" well the car fired right up and was sounding good. All the *******'s around the car were patting "MR CHEVY" on the back thanking him for getting it running!! I'M THE ONE WHO GOT IT RUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got a little ticked let them all know what I thought about Chevy's and the *******'s that own them. jumped in my 73 Mach 1 and proceeded to leave about 50% of my rear tires on their street!
 
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Same guy bought a 1970 something Harley Electra-Glide. A fixer-upper. Wiring was all messed up so we spend a day getting everything working on it and running good! He then sent it to his brother who was a painter. Got it back with a beautiful paint job. He wanted to ride it but didn't have the key to it yet. So him and his Brother-in-law (another one) hot wired it. Oh yeah let me say Mike had a minor drinking problem. Ok a MAJOR problem. So he jumps on the bike in the dark with no lights and wasted drunk! He got about 1 mile down a perfectly straight road that makes a 90 degree right turn he missed the turn and shot thru a ditch and into a large Pine tree. Totaled another one!

I'm confused..how does riding the Harley in the dark enable him to better appreciate a new paint job. Maybe I could understand him itching to ride it if it was a major performance mod. I would have PARKED it in good LIGHTING and admired it instead.
 

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I'm confused..how does riding the Harley in the dark enable him to better appreciate a new paint job. Maybe I could understand him itching to ride it if it was a major performance mod. I would have PARKED it in good LIGHTING and admired it instead.

I guess you missed the "drinking problem" comment in his post? :beer:
 

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I have thought of a few more things that makes me feel stupid. I bought a Jeep Wagoneer from my cousin. Well, one day before I bought it, he had the rear axle come out of it going down the road. It ended up spearing itself into the wheel well. But it was fixed when I got it. But one day I noticed the wheel had lots of end play. Well since I had already seen the damage the axle could do, I sure didnt want for it to end up in my leg lol. So I started tearing it apart. Turns out the inside of the axle tube had a few marks and scars on it. No big deal really, but it also had the wrong bearings in it. So I go to the parts store, and they have 2 listed. To make a long story short, it took about a week, and a couple different parts stores to get the right bearings.

When I finally got the right ones I went to work on it. Well, the side with all the end play had a bearing race stuck in it. It was behind the incorrect bearings that was in it. I figured my cousin just left that in there, because he couldnt find the right bearings for it, and leaving that in there would cut out some of the end play lol. So here I go beating and banging on it. It wouldnt budge, it appeared to have welded itself in there. Figured it happened bout the time the bearing failed and the axle came out. So, anyway I dont have much time to work on it and this spreads out over a few days. So I finally start getting serious. I weld a bead around the race, wont budge. I make a home made puller, wont budge. I take a carbide bur and cut it into 3 or 4 pieces, sliced from the side. Doesnt budge, and Im starting to get ignorant with the die grinder. My dad and brother is out there, one a machinist, the other a tractor mechanic. They dont get it either. They take a turn at it, no luck. Finally Im setting there in the floor and Im so mad I cant hardly see straight. Dad goes to the other side, I hear him messing around, pecking and tapping with a hammer. Im wondering wtf he is doing, as Im bout to make the final push to get this race out. He comes around the jeep, calm and straight face as everything and says "You know something?" and said I no, what. Thats not a bearing race. Yep, turns out this whole time it was just a shiny spot where the seal sets ( it didnt have one in it) that had the right kind of step to look just like a bearing race. I dont know what I was thinking, I guess it was just all the confusion with the wrong bearings I somehow got it in my head it was a race. But also I had a machinist and a tractor mechanic that thought it was one to, of course I had already beat, cut and welded on it to .

So theres me being a *******, luckly I have mad die grinder skills to make up for it, and got the seal in there pretty good lol.
 

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one time a friend off mine was at my house and found out he add a flat tire and started bitching cause he just add them change over to is summer tire at sears and that it cost him good coins.... so i go on to tell him if the guy at sears might of forgot to put summer air in is summer tire??? and its was a common mistake from those guys...he look at me with a confuse look then he ask an other friend of our if it was trhu and the other was in on it ,so he said yes off course....lolllllll the next thing you know is he book and other apointement at sears to have the tire check out and once there he ask the tire guy if he put summer tire in them and that was probably y they leaked.....lmao and a few minute latter i get a phone call....lolllll imagine that a few years after a guy came to me and told me the exact same story and i gave him a description of the guy in question and he could not belive it that i was the one that pull the prank on this guy and we started to talk about him .....still lmao just by wrighting these lolll summer tire = summer air
What language are you writing ? Not english
 

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I used to change plugs and oil for a friend and neighbor because he was absolutely lost mechanically. He tried changing plugs on his own once and broke off two spark plugs (I had never seen that done before). So when ever he was going to do something to his car I would stop over.
Well he moved a couple towns over in to a new home and feeling up to the challenge he decided to change his own oil and filter in his Grand Prix (1978 I think). He couldn't get the filter off so he drove a screw driver through it to gain some leverage and when that didn't work he drove the car to a local service station. You guessed it he didn't make it, the engine welded itself in to one big hunk of steel. I asked what he was thinking and he said, "It was only a couple of miles and didn't think it would be a problem".
This was a pretty smart guy - Got a doctorate in education.
 

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Oh I just have to add to this!! This is all from my co-worker who should know what to do!
He has to install a door knob in a metal frame door. He tells me there is no "hole" for the strike and he is going to get a wood chisel. I laugh and say it's called a wood chisel for a reason. He walks away and later I go to check on him and there in his hand is a wood chisel and a hammer!

One employee comes to my co-worker and shows him a dolly with a wheel that fell off. My Co-worker fixes the wheel by using a PAPER CLIP instead of a cotter-key that was origanlly in the wheel!

I am the company electrican and somebody tells my co-worker that they have a piece of equipment that keeps tripping the 20amp breaker and he tells them that he will pick up a 30amp breaker for me to put in! He goes out to the supply house and picks up a 30amp breaker and he give it to me and tells me what is going on. He then procedds to tell me he used his meter and didn't have any voltage neutral to ground! I tell him why all his ideas are wrong and tells me I don't know what I am talking about! I could go on and on.
 

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Friend of mine that I let re-mount wheels on a car after a brake job did not hand tighten the lugs first. Instead he put them directly into the impact gun socket and fired away striping all but 2 of the posts....SMH
 

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When I was 17 (1968), I used my friend's cherry picker, a 20' boom truck from his Dad's junk yard (I grew up in hog heaven), to change the engine in my cherry '57 Chevy 2 door post. We carefully positioned the boom over the engine bay, pulled the hood, and disconnected everything to pull the engine and transmission (283 3 speed for a 327 4 speed). Only the boom tip-top was about 2 feet in front of the Chevy. So when the engine cleared the engine compartment, it swung forward and then back through the windshield of the Chevy. I cried.

Or the time my Brother-in-law cleaned the garage floor. His Mom and Dad were mad because he got a bunch of oil on the floor. He got a mop and a bucket of gasoline, which worked fine until he got to where the gas water heater was...

Or the time I stopped at the office to pick something up for a meeting. Jumped out and ran in and out. To find the car locked, the keys in it and it was running. Twice. On the same day.

Or the time I pulled into a BP gas station in a diesel truck in a somewhat sleep deprived state. Have you noticed that BP is the ONLY station to use green covers on the GAS handles? Grrrrr!

Back to the '57. I just had to have bucket seats. But I could only find one. And then got a date with the hottest chick in town. No problem, I just put a milk crate in on the passenger's side.

Or the time my brother wanted to build a corral. 8' posts, 4' down and 4' up. "You got a post hole digger?", I asked. "Yup.", he said. Walking out of the barn with a sharpshooter shovel (which is 3' long).

I gotta stop now. Honey says I'm boring you guys.
 
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Neighbor with a Honda drives through a puddle and the car dies. He has it towed home and he is working on it. I ask him if the distributor turns and he said yes it was. The next day I see him playing with it it won't fire, snort or anything. I ask him if the distributor is turning again he said absolutely he drove through a puddle and it's just wet. The next day he's still playing with it and I go over pull the cap and crank the car. It's not turning at all. Seems he popped the timing belt as he went through the puddle (coincidence). Bent up valves and he junked the car
 

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Before my wife and I were married a buddy and I replaced the radiator on her 59 Dodge. When we finished we pushed the car from the garage to the house and filled the radiator. Our GF's come out of the house laughing their asses off. I asked 'what was so funny?' Why didn't we unroll the hose and take it to the car?
 

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I've done my share of dumb stuff (as I'm sure we all have), so I try to not be too hard on others who make mistakes.

I left the oil fill cap off of a car before. Wife drove the vehicle to work for a week. No problems, luckily.

Checked the oil the next weekend and saw the cap was gone! Luckily it had just fell and stuck between the ****** cooler lines.

Luckily it didn't blow any oil out. Must have had a good baffle in place.

That's probably the worst one I've done. Lots of little stupid stuff here and there. Right now I'm rebuilding forks on a bike, and pressed a bushing in place too soon. So I had to pry it back out :tantrum2: That was challenging to say the least.

I did this on my Nissan pickup one time. Raised the hood to see what the Tapping sound was and as it was dark could not see the problem. I did notice that it seamed to be picking up a lot of sand off of the road and I kept getting hit in the face with it. When I got back in the truck I noticed that my glasses seamed to be kind of covered with something. One look in the rear view mirror and I realized that the sand was actually oil and I did another search and found the cap....right where I had put it when I added the oil.
 

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Ok....i've talked about everyone else....let me talk about my mechanically declined adventures before i got inclined.....

1. My first time changing brakes....I opened the box and it was 4 brakes pads and some type of blue gel stuff.....I took the blue gel stuff out and looked at it....then looked at the brakes....and asked myself "what the hell is this for?" so i put it on the brake pads(asbestos side) like it was mayonnaise or summin....

Good grief, glad to hear someone else admit that.

Even worse was that I was doing them on a 72 Cutlass with the grooved disks. I thought for sure they needed to be turned to remove that groove until the new pads showed the rib that that were suppose to be that way. I wondered why the groove looked so perfect.
 
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Before my wife and I were married a buddy and I replaced the radiator on her 59 Dodge. When we finished we pushed the car from the garage to the house and filled the radiator. Our GF's come out of the house laughing their asses off. I asked 'what was so funny?' Why didn't we unroll the hose and take it to the car?



hahahahahahahahaha
 

onewaydave

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Down the road from Dorothy and Toto
Keep going Dave.......that milkcrate was hilarious.....hahahhaha

And she stuck around for a few months.

Something about 17 y/o, '57 Chevy you could get away with anything.

And then there was the time I was driving home with a case of beer in the back seat. I looked up in the rear view mirror and saw a city police cruiser. He didn't turn on any lights or anything so I crawled home. Funny how the sight of a police cruiser puts the brakes on the gas pedal. So when I get home, I park it and get out. The officer gets out and ambles up, "I didn't want to scare you but you've got a tail light out Dave." (He knew me but I had no clue who he was) He gets in the cruiser and drives off. I went in and changed underwear.

I think I posted this story somewhere. I was working on my '67 El Camino. Had it jacked up on one side front and back. On bumper jacks. Mom pulled in the driveway, jumped out and ran inside to do something. Big hurry, and she forgot to put it in park. So her Bonneville idles up and kisses the bumper of my car. I'm under it working on something and noticed the car shaking a little. I looked back and saw her car and scurried out of there just in time to watch it fall off the jacks.

How did we survive?

Dave.
 

kf4zht

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Calhoun, GA
I had a roommate that decided since I had all the tools he would save some money changing his own oil. The first time he did it he called me saying that the filter would not come off. He tried the wrench he bought but it just spun on the end (cheapy walmart). I told him if it was really really stuck you could always put a screwdriver though it and use that for torque. He still couldn't get it. My other roommate got home, crawled under the car and removed in by hand. He had been turning it the wrong way the whole time. Next time he changed his oil he forgot where the oil pan was and dumped the transmission fluid.

Same guy was on the fire dept. We had told him to only fill the brush truck with premium because of the high compression. He called me a couple days later that he was at the pump and couldn't find the premium diesel for the pumper
 
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