The funny thing with trees is that even when you plant them straight, the sun and the wind can point them wherever they want to go.
Yep, no sense in fighting mother nature.
-----
As someone who just bought a patio umbrella, I'm intrigued by your stories.
Okay, you asked for it...
A several years ago, Wife got tired of waiting for me to build a patio table and bought a cheap set and umbrella to get us by. The main reason why I was dragging my feet on that project was because I don’t particularly like patio tables. Eating a meal outside is rarely worth the trouble. Bugs, heat, the sound the odd piece of dirt/sand makes when a plate slide over it, never enough room for everyone. I just don’t get the appeal. But I digress… Within the first week of use, something went wrong in the winding mechanism on the umbrella and it was very difficult to open and close. But hey, it was cheap, so who cares. We lived with for a few years before it eventually broke. Wife then purchased an oversized umbrella off Amazon.
I actually liked this umbrella. It was much more expensive, but also a lot nicer than the old one. The oversize shade made it so you could sit back and relax instead of having to huddle over the table to keep out of the sun. A month or so after we got it, we had it tilted slightly to block the sun as it was setting one afternoon. Out of nowhere, just dropped to its lowest tilt position. The metal casting that made up the teeth/hinge assembly had broken. The casting clearly had a lot of porosity and was destined to fail as soon as it came out of the mold. Hoping it was a fluke, we exchanged it. The next umbrella only lasted a few weeks before it broke as well, for the exact same reason. So we sent that one back. We decided that we'd only purchase an umbrella from a store so exchanges would be easier, but by that point in the season, the stock had been picked over and we couldn't find anything we liked.
This spring, we decided that a cantilever umbrella would be better than a traditional one. This would allow us to rotate it over the pool or the deck, depending on where we were hanging out. We hunted around and found one we liked at Mills. I purchased it and went out to the yard to pick it up, only to find out that the two that were supposedly in inventory were a different model that had been mis-tagged. After walking the pallet racks with the yard employee, we could not find the right part number. I go back inside to talk to customer service. They refund my card and give me a rain-check sheet to lock in the price. I wasted nearly three hours that day. As soon as I pulled in the driveway, I got a call from Mills because the refund to my card didn’t go through.
The next day I stop by to get the refund processed. Since it’s a completely different crew of people working, I have to re-hash the previous day’s sequence of events. This included a walk out to the yard with the store manager to show him that the umbrellas are mis-tagged. Another hour wasted. I will say, the people I worked with at Mills were doing the best they could. It is very clear they are short staffed, but they were respectful and helpful the whole time.
A few more weeks go by waiting for an umbrella to show up at our store. In the meantime, my Mom had found that the Mills near them had the umbrella in stock and offered to pick it up for us and bring it down when they came to visit over Memorial Day weekend. Dad and I put the umbrella together on Saturday. Assembly was easy, with most of the time spent filling the base with sand. But we finally had our umbrella! Shade, oh glorious shade!
On Monday (Memorial Day) afternoon, Stinker is playing in the pool while Wife and I are doing some yard work. The breeze was kind of kicking up and I thought I’d better go close the umbrella. I look over to discover that I was already too late. One of the support arms for the canopy had bent in the wind. Upon further investigation, I found that the hole they had drilled for the LED lights was nearly as wide as the aluminum u-channel, creating literally dozens of weak points throughout the umbrella’s structure. We decided that we’d just return it and figure out another option because even if we got a replacement, what’s to say this doesn’t happen on the next one? This time around, the return couldn’t have gone any more smoothly, despite my Mom being the one who purchased it and the fact that it came from a different store.
That is how we landed on the Toja Grid system. I’ve been interested it since I first learned about it a few years ago. At that time, the price was a little more than what I would have liked. However, when compared to the price of cantilever umbrellas, it becomes a pretty competitive option. Coming full circle on the patio table set, Wife finally agrees with me on how little we use it for actual meals. 99% of the time, the table is used to hold a drink and maybe a cell phone. Since that is how we use the space, why not have an outdoor sofa and chairs with a few end tables instead? That is going to be phase two of this project – buy or build some outdoor furniture and convert the space into a more comfortable and relaxing hang out area.
One project always leads to another, often before the first one is even done. I don't supposed I'd know what to do with myself if I didn't have all these things to do. Probably have to take up golf or something...