The ultimate "You ****!"

[fras]

Hey guys, well, it's about time I got myself a "You ****!"

A few months ago I bought a grease gun at my local store, and was entered into a draw...

I got a call yesterday to say I'd won this!

http://www.sidchrome.com.au/products/508-piece-metric---af-tool-kit

(For those of you who aren't Australia, Sidchrome is one of our higher end brands...) Personally I only really buy Snap On, but I am incredibly happy about this

 

[kunkernator]

The link does not work but assuming it is this kit:
http://www.sidchrome.com.au/products/508-piece-metric---af-tool-kit.

YOU ****

How much was the grease gun? Well worth the money?

 

[tkonetzke]

You can't **** yourself! And if you could I doubt you'd be here.
I believe sidchrome and mac are the same.

 

[Chuck McB]

Yep! It's a stone cold fact you ****! Lucky dog you!

 

[DanCo]

Congrats to you however the "You ****" can not be awarded to you.
It could have been made of gold and lined in mink fur.
You shot yourself in the foot by soliciting your own suckage.

Dan

 

[cj7365]

guess you got so excited that you sucked yourself, sorry doesnt work like that.

 

[DanCo]

Mods please delete
Dan

 

[Boiler]

Good luck, bad form

 

[justanengineer]

Aside from the self suckage, youre also breaking another huge rule - until the deal is complete, its not guaranteed. I "win" items all of the time. Unfortunately, there is usually a pretty huge dealbreaker stipulation, such as the "free" trip to florida where I wouldve had to pay my own airfare and hotel, but they would give me two free single day passes to Disney for listening to their three hour condo sales schpiel....or that "free" car lease for two years if I paid the third year at full rate...dont get me started on "free" tools won at trade shows. If its your local branch having a local drawing I might believe it....otherwise Id look for the scam before you get too excited.

 

[trexdoink]

Crazy you ****!

 

[2oolhound]

at any rate we want pictures when you get it!

 

[Catalyze]

Nope....you can't **** yourself. Several folks before you tried after being
warned not to try and it ended badly. Next time just give us your bare
essentials and sit back....you will get sucked soon enough. Grats anyway!!
Craig

 

[sscustom]

DAMM YOU ****! nice tools, but we all know how overpriced sidchrome is

sam

 

[Buckgnarly]

When will people learn about the dangers of sucking oneself?.......

 

[lowbucktruck]

Boy, did this thread go sideways quickly...

Premature congrats, and clean up on aisle 4!