Well then, screwdrivers it is. The things I look for in a screwdriver are as follows:
1) Strength. The ability to turn or break loose a tight or seized screw without chipping or deforming and maybe even tolerate some abuse. I'm a screwdriver bender from way back.
2) Solvent resistance. At my work my screwdrivers will be exposed to and even soaked in oil, gas, diesel, ATF, grease along with various fluids and solvents. Having rubber or weak plastics means they swell, rot and disintegrate as well as being too slippery.
3) Handle design. I prefer a quad lobe design over a round or tri lobe design. I can really lay down some torque with one. This is pure preference and is not really part of the brand X vs. brand Y argument but to me it makes one better than the other.
4) Shank design. I like a chrome finish for rust protection, a hex bolster for using a wrench and vapor blasted tips for traction in a screw head.
5) Depth of product line. I like a brand that offers screwdrivers in long, short, stubby, extra long, torx, metric/SAE nut drivers, hex drivers, bla bla bla. I can't take a brand seriously that only makes simple phillips and slotted drivers.
P.S. My favorites are Classic Snap On hard handles and Proto Duratec screwdrivers.