Youngsters at work used to laugh at me when they were faced with a bit of a quandary and were stumped as to what to do. I'd step up and say, "Oh, I have an app for that", and while they were still giving me a quizzical look, I'd pull out my Swiss Army knife and deal with the issue. When done fixing the problem I'd look up at them staring at me I'd give them my tagline, (B.S.A., Ret.). What the hell is that supposed to mean, they would ask?
I always loved this part. "Boy Scouts of America, retired!", I would reply, "Be Prepared"!