'Twas the night before Christmas,

[yuk]

And all through the house,

 

[softailgarage]

not a creature was stirring...

 

[SIDECAR BOB]

not even a mouse...

 

[Dmaxman]

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

 

[ryan t]

in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there...

 

[WILD-BILL]

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

 

[fred d]

While visions of sugarplum danced in their heads

 

[timewarp]

And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

 

[dale500]

Had just laid down. For a long winters nap.

 

[Ironhorse]

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter

 

[Toolman_Johnny]

We sprung out of bed to see what was the matter

 

[Neuswede]

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

 

[00pewter]

Man it'd be nice to have a little more cash

 

[Falcon67]

Man it'd be nice to have a little more cash

No, no, no - "Tore open the synthetic energy efficient plantation shutters and threw up the triple pane low E sash"

 

[crazytrain]

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.

 

[softailgarage]

when, what to my wondering eyes should appear

 

[RVDan]

A low flying object getting way too near.

 

[timewarp]

But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.

 

[Ironhorse]

With a little old driver, so lively and quick

 

[NUTTSGT]

and I heard the voice of a garman saying recalculating

 

[HOTFR8]

and I heard the voice of a garman saying recalculating

Now that must have been slick.