Catalyze
Well-known member
Hey Guys! It's your old pal Catalyze with you again. I am here to help you travel down the Freeway of Love in smooth style. Have you experienced any of the following:
1. Your anniversary gift of a Hooters T-shirt is rejected by your wife.....two years in a row
2. You call your present girlfriend by your ex-girlfriend's name more than 3 times at a movie
3. You have more restraining orders than Valentine's Day cards every year
4. Those "magic moments" with your lady are like a bedroom scene from The Exorcist
5. You use the Drive Up at your bank just to hear a woman's voice
Well Friends, I am here to put you back as The King of the Jungle of Love! What you need to do is call 1-411-USA-IRON and order a Vise Bouquet. That's right, nothing says I respect and love your fabrication skills of love like a vise arrangement.
Here is the Deluxe Vise Arrangement with optional 25 inch wheel (small $175 upgrade applies)
View media item 11083View media item 11082This bouquet comes with a sprinkling of Parker, Prentiss, Wilton, Morgan (Chicago), and everyone's favorite shop bloom Columbian. As if that isn't enough to make her get welding certified, on top we include a lovely blooming Reed 3C vise. Yes, always the center of attention at any blue collar social event, this Reed will dazzle everyone from the OSHA Inspector all the way down to the welding gas delivery man.
I hear someone out there now saying "But Catalyze, even though I own a 2012 Ford F-350 Lariat optioned Power Stroke diesel truck, I only have a part time job at Sonic. I could never afford such a fine bouquet as that." Well Son, old Cat has not forgotten the younger crowd just starting out and failing miserably at love. We've all gotten caught with a strange woman's underwear in our glovebox a time or two. For you we have the Vise Bud Bouquet!
View media item 11084That's right, these smaller fresh little vises will grow over time just like your love and credit card payments. Included with each Bud Bouquet is a bottle of Miracle Growing solution that you add to the vises and watch them grow into mature bench vises.
View media item 11085
Call now and get yourself back on the Freeway of Love!
1. Your anniversary gift of a Hooters T-shirt is rejected by your wife.....two years in a row
2. You call your present girlfriend by your ex-girlfriend's name more than 3 times at a movie
3. You have more restraining orders than Valentine's Day cards every year
4. Those "magic moments" with your lady are like a bedroom scene from The Exorcist
5. You use the Drive Up at your bank just to hear a woman's voice
Well Friends, I am here to put you back as The King of the Jungle of Love! What you need to do is call 1-411-USA-IRON and order a Vise Bouquet. That's right, nothing says I respect and love your fabrication skills of love like a vise arrangement.
Here is the Deluxe Vise Arrangement with optional 25 inch wheel (small $175 upgrade applies)
View media item 11083View media item 11082This bouquet comes with a sprinkling of Parker, Prentiss, Wilton, Morgan (Chicago), and everyone's favorite shop bloom Columbian. As if that isn't enough to make her get welding certified, on top we include a lovely blooming Reed 3C vise. Yes, always the center of attention at any blue collar social event, this Reed will dazzle everyone from the OSHA Inspector all the way down to the welding gas delivery man.
I hear someone out there now saying "But Catalyze, even though I own a 2012 Ford F-350 Lariat optioned Power Stroke diesel truck, I only have a part time job at Sonic. I could never afford such a fine bouquet as that." Well Son, old Cat has not forgotten the younger crowd just starting out and failing miserably at love. We've all gotten caught with a strange woman's underwear in our glovebox a time or two. For you we have the Vise Bud Bouquet!
View media item 11084That's right, these smaller fresh little vises will grow over time just like your love and credit card payments. Included with each Bud Bouquet is a bottle of Miracle Growing solution that you add to the vises and watch them grow into mature bench vises.
View media item 11085
Call now and get yourself back on the Freeway of Love!
