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Visions- meet budget and incompetence

OJKD

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If you at first don't succeed, get mad, take a break and try again. I literally wrote a wall of text and pictures, and clicked post, and had a log-in error, and it all went **** up.


OK. Fking Gregor. I could write more, but you know what I mean. Scope creep, Festool and expensive pencils. I can barely draw a smiley face. Why do I feel like I need a $150 pencil?

I am going to make ANOTHER long introduction. Hi, my name is Ole, I live in Norway, and this is a shorter version of my story.

In 2011, Methinks (love that word, even when used wrong, like this). I was 19 going on 20, and all my friends had old Volvos, it was an eternal summer and things were pretty good. But I wanted an old car too. So I did what any sensible young would do, and searched. Older than 1980, rear wheel drive, manual transmission, local. 1 hit. A yellow BMW 1602.

Called the owner, who just bought it from the original owner for a song. He then decided that he wanted to make a few bucks and not take on a small(HAH!) project. My best friend had a old, green 242, and we went to look at this BMW. It ran, my parents were on vacation, and that was it.

Drove it home, and my uncle was coming over the next day to look at what needed to be done. We started disassebly and some quick sandblasting to see if I had to weld anything.

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That was the first 6 months. New nose, fenders, floors, rear arches and then some.

Although, come summer of 2012
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Being a complete idiot, I started this in the fall 2013

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And with all my knowledge and experience, why not build a complete distributorless ignition system based off some open source code and 90s Ford parts. Great idea. I was in business school after all. And I welded that floor. And replaced several bushings.

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And when you are doing your first ever turbo-build, stick with something easy. Like twin Dellortos off a Lotus, and make a blow through set-up. Easy.

It ran, it was FAST. Fort a short while.

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Then this.

No more turbos, and mom could not use the kitchen for a while. Where else would you rebuild a head?

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Then boy-met-girl. The trusty BMW drove us from the church to the venue.
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It only caught fire once during that trip. Not bad at all. It was my fault, 4 adults in a tiny, slammed BMW. I knew it was going to rub. Did not see that fire coming. Unlike Ed Sheeran.

Onwards with life!

I bought a -91 Honda Nighthawk as a wedding present to myself, being a great husband and all. It was my second bike. I am not allowed to talk about the first one at home. It was a few years before I met the girl/dragon/wife(hope they never meet). I a GSXF600, not the cool one. Not the real Katana. The mid 90s, they should have called in the Spoon. I blew the engine the second week. Luckily a colleague had a gen 1 Hayabusa engine. Those fit. Mostly. It was scary. I almost killed myself for a year, then sold it.

Anyway. Nighthawks ****, this is no exception. Sold it after two months.

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Got this. A YZF600R Thundercat. Cool bike, worked well after I fixed some things. Do not recommend adjusting valves or rebuilding carbs in a 50sqft shed. My friends, and especially my enabler-friend with the Volvo(he sold it when I finished the BMW the first time...), had naked bikes and riding together was great fun. But I wanted a naked bike too.

So I did.

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Up until this point, all my work had been done in my parents garage, or in my shed in our apartment. Since I aspire to Gregor, here is a nugget of information. Norway is cold in the winter. My dad did not spring for insulation in his garage. It was not great. Also, he has a unique was to sort things. Hammers and nails go together, as do wreches and bolts. I cried many frozen tears in that garage trying to find anything really. I dreamed about owning my own garage, with insulation, heat and my own system.

Then "we" decided it was time to move closer to her parents. The pull? I got to build a garage, as big as I wanted. So I sold the BMW and we started building.

This is where we built our house, finished Jan 2020
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This is where dreams will live

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This is the plan for the garage, but the room named "Bod" was moved to the right, it's only in the large room now.

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With help from my father-in-law, we started building June 2020.

As of Nov 1

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The left part is my shop.

And this was taken yesterday. The Aprilia was sold because the roads here are bumpy as Boston.

I fixed that with KTM. Great fix to most problems. Not moneyproblems though. KTMs are terrible at those.


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This is where my shop-journey begin. I hope that the garage door will be installed next week. There will be mistakes, because I **** at woodwork. But, Fking Gregor. Also, we have two kids, 5 month old boy, and a 2,5 year old girl. Free-time is limited.
 
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Lootenny

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Awesome story! Love the BMW, you aren’t the first married guy who had to sell a car to move on to other things, looking forward to seeing your next project.


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Subscribed. Points for the sense of humor and evident exasperation. Excited to follow along
 

MrScott99

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Love your writing style, great storytelling! That looks like a really nice place you are building., look forward to hearing more!
 
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Very nice project. I really like the roof. You can’t tease us with a few picks of that BMW project. You’ve got to post more pics of that build!
 
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Thank you for all the kind words.

I am not seeing another vintage car anytime soon. Even a ***** like me has to learn at some point(I tell myself gullibly). I will try to do a write-up about the BMW at some point, but that requires digging through some old hard drives, that I put, somewhere.

I decided to do something(meaning anything) yesterday. So I started by finding my old Nikon D300, and try Gregors "light-painting" technique. I am not Gregor, it turns out. Needs more practice, but here it is.

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Properly motivated to fail at something else, I decided to finish my workbench. I had planned to just glue and screw the 1,5x6" together, but the father in law had other plans. He made some tongues, and then I grooved both sides of the boards with the router, inserted tongues and screwed it from the underside. The reason to do it like this, is that the wood will shrink and twist a little over time. If I were to use glue, it would crack and make the surface uneven. Now, I can just unscrew and glue it up in a year. I also used the router on the outer 1,5x6", for comfort and to prevent splintering. A router is a very useful tool. It takes any project from "meh" to pretty good in a few seconds.

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Then I glued up as many scrap pieces of OSB as I could, now I have one 24mm sheet, give or take.

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Luck would have it, I found two pretty straight, and 2,5 m long pieces of OSB. Being poor and cheap, I can not afford a Festool TS55 with guides. So I made a guide for my circular saw. I am going to make some clamps and stops too. I decided I could call it a Freestool. But then I heard it. It was ****. Sticking with it.

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This was the outcome of some of the smaller scrap pieces. Needs routing after the glue is dry, and some more work, thinking about drilling holes for screwdrivers and my knipex collection.

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I decided to call it a day, and went inside. Took of my glasses and A LOG JUMPED INTO MY EYE! The agony, the pain! I went to find my spray-bottle of sterile saline and started irrigating, hoping that the log would budge. It did not. I had to ask my wife for help. With the help of a long lever(Q-tip) and more saline, she was able to remove the tree. I had to use my wide-angle to get a picture of all of it.

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Love this thread and your sense of humor. That garage is legit, very nice! Subscribing for the ride. As far as Gregor, best to just live vicariously, it's too expensive and futile to keep up. Ha!
 
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OJKD

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Long time, no update. Well, it feels like not much has been done, but I've been doing little things, and some not all GJ-related.

I did some work to the KTM during the winter, and really enjoyed myself. I had heat, lights, all my tools. Not saying it was perfect, but it was miles better than it ever was. One of the projects I did recently:


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It might not look like much, but it works way better. Now I have most of my storage on one wall, so I can use the other side for parking while working on project. Or it could be space for new tools... Hmm. Lathe, mill?

Anyways. A small upgrade i really wanted was this:

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The hose reel make it so much easier to use, and it is a lot easier to get to.

I also made this from scraps I had.


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No funny stories, or grand projects, just some minor work. I am going to post more updates from now, I just needed to get this one out to get started.
 

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Ole, most of us have no funny stories or grand projects. Heck, some of us no minor work either. I seem to have lots of time on my hand so I will patiently wait for your next installment.
 
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OJKD

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Starting small, and probably keeping it that way.

I've had a a fair bit of wood laying around, OSB, boards, 2x4s, some good, some bad. I decided it was time to get it all sorted. The materials I will use went in to a small stack in the garage(2x4-6-8), some will become firewood, and the last was just trash, some had concrete leftovers, some had lots of nails. Some old gas and we had a nice bonfire(this was not all of it), took about 6 hrs to burn it all.
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Then the gravel I ordered was delivered, and the driveway of eleven colors and four types was no more. It's not all that visible in the picture, but it really made a difference.

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Yesterday evening, I was reminded why I love it here.

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OJKD

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So. This thing happened. The Intruder I was fixing for someone else was not really worth spending the labor cost on, so I arranged a sale, and it got a new home with someone looking for a winter project.

Winter project? Sounds fun. That is how I got a non running GS450, as a winter project to flip. Well, the flip part is harder, because it's so cool, but the wife has a 1 bike policy. I just hope she forgets that before spring...20210823_162732.jpg
 
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